~ Here are a few facts about me for all you lovely guys and gals ~
•I'm a Texans fan. Hopefully you are too, otherwise we might have some problems come Sunday.
•I'm a klutz. I run into more walls and doors than anyone should.
•Yes, I am a mom. I'm not looking for anyone to be her dad, but if you can't deal with the fact that I have a kid, then save us both time and move on to the next girl.
•I'm fluent in sarcasm. And if we hit it off, don't take anything I say too seriously. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of me. It's all in good fun, and it's much better if we do it together.
•Corny jokes make me laugh. Hard.
Annnnnnddddd... Strangers tell me my skin is soft, so it must be true too.
I also hear a lot of people say I look like that one girl from that one place.. Chances are, I'm not.. Unless I am.
Movies: I'm so behind.. I don't even know what's good nowadays
Tv shows: All the best ones.. No reality tv though.. It's not for me..
Music: I'm really easy to please with music.. Depending on who I'm with will determine what I listen to. If it's good, then I'll like it..
Food: I eat to live more than I live to eat.. I am a crappy cook so please don't embarrass me and ask me to simmer the tomatoes or any of that other fancy stuff.. I'm all about compromise though.. I'll wash my little heart out on those dishes!
6. Good grammar
7. My glasses
That's 7. I know. I'm such a rebel.
Where to go out and meet people.
And where/when my next vacation will be. Which reminds me, I need to renew my passport.
Which translates to...
Sitting at home eating (or drinking) in bed watching Netflix..
Message me something good, don't just tell me we should hook up.