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My self-summary
***Sorry if I look at your page more than once.. Most of the time it's either that I can't remember if I looked, or if my dumb finger slipped again.. I promise I'm not trying to look like a weirdo..***

~ Here are a few facts about me for all you lovely guys and gals ~

•I'm a Texans fan. Hopefully you are too, otherwise we might have some problems come Sunday.

•I'm a klutz. I run into more walls and doors than anyone should.

•Yes, I am a mom. I'm not looking for anyone to be her dad, but if you can't deal with the fact that I have a kid, then save us both time and move on to the next girl.

•When I take naps, I like to lay horizontally instead of vertically on the bed.. I like to mix it up and keep life interesting.

•My memory is kinda not so great so I repeat things a lot.. mostly because I can't remember if I've already told you or if I just thought about telling you.

•I'm blind as a bat so you'll most likely never see me without my glasses.. they are my lifeline. Without them, even colors get iffy.

•I'm fluent in sarcasm. And if we hit it off, don't take anything I say too seriously. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of me. It's all in good fun, and it's much better if we do it together.

•I often suffer from word vomit. I'll give you a 3-5 minute conversation when you only asked a yes/no question. I already feel like this is longer than I expected it to be and yet I can't stop writing.

•While driving in my car I am an international singing sensation. Other cars probably judge me because I look like I'm making a music video as I drive. My phone often doubles as a microphone.

•I'm a procrastinator. But I feel like it is ok because my best work is done under pressure.

•Apparently I look like I'm only 21 or something in person.. I still have a few here and there ask when I'll graduate high school haha.

•Corny jokes make me laugh. Hard.

Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
In the process of getting certified as a high school math teacher. It'll be nice to be on the other side of that red pen😈
I’m really good at
Gotta go with breathing... Been doing it all by myself for 28 years and haven't stopped yet so I'd say I'm pretty good at that..

Getting sidetracked is probably my next biggest accomplishment.. I could do that with my eyes closed..
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tall drink of water 😉

Annnnnnddddd... Strangers tell me my skin is soft, so it must be true too.

I also hear a lot of people say I look like that one girl from that one place.. Chances are, I'm not.. Unless you mean the one that worked at Blockbuster a few years back... Then yes.. That was me..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I haven't been much of a reader recently, but I do enjoy it a lot.. I'm willing to admit that 50 Shades was the last that I read haha.. I need to up my reading list for sure so don't be afraid to give me a recommendation..

Movies: 300, The Departed, Zombieland, Fracture, Memento, The Notebook, The Mexican, superhero movies, practically anything with the Seth Rogan/James Franco crew, and of course, The Lion King or any other awesome Disney movie from my youth..

Tv shows: Vikings, Sons, Dexter, Orange Is The New Black, L Word, American Horror Story, Scandal, Arrow, Vampire Diaries, Friends (yes, I will watch the reruns over and over again), Grey's Anatomy, and probably anything else if I get a really good recommendation for it.. No reality tv though.. It's not for me..

Music: I'm really easy to please with music.. Depending on who I'm with will determine what I listen to. If it's good, then I'll like it.. My most used Pandora stations are Lana Del Ray, The Weeknd, 50s Rock N Roll, and a little 90s Pop for the good memories.. Also, the Disney station cause those are all awesome songs..

Food: I eat to live more than I live to eat.. I am a crappy cook so please don't embarrass me and ask me to simmer the tomatoes or any of that other fancy stuff.. I'm all about compromise though.. I'll wash my little heart out on those dishes!
The six things I could never do without
1. Loved ones obviously
2. Laughter
3. Kissing
4. Wine
5. Pizza
6. Good grammar
7. My glasses

That's 7. I know. I'm such a rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to up my gym game

And why everyone on here seems to have the word taco in their name.
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, you know..... Just doing hood rat things with my hood rat friends....

Which translates to...

Sitting at home eating (or drinking) in bed watching Netflix..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me something and I'll let you know...
You should message me if
... You can show me around Houston.. I'm ashamed to say I've lived here my entire life and haven't experienced anything this city has to offer..

Let's go on adventures together!!

You live somewhere near northwest Houston like around Katy and Cypress. No one likes driving an hour to hang out so don't make me an asshole for saying I don't wanna talk to you.

It's a bit depressing I have to add this disclaimer: I'm not here looking for hook ups, so let me save you the trouble of messaging me if you are.. Show some respect and keep it in your pants bro..

If you made it this far without needing a snack or potty break, you may as well drop me a line.