•First off, if you're a Trump supporter, let me save you some reading time. It's not going to work out. Go ahead and swipe left now.
•I'm not the 'long walks on the beach' kind of gal... More like 'long talks on the couch' instead. It's been too long since I've had someone I truly enjoy talking to about everything and nothing.
•I've spent hours of my life staring at memes. I'm debating finding a support group.
•Yes, I am a mom. I'm not looking for anyone to be her dad, but if you can't deal with the fact that I have a kid, then save us both time and move on to the next girl.
•I'm fluent in sarcasm. And if we hit it off, don't take anything I say too seriously. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of me. It's all in good fun, and it's much better if we do it together.
I also hear a lot of people say I look like that one girl from that one place.. Chances are, I'm not.. Unless I am.
6. Good grammar
7. My glasses
That's 7. I know. I'm such a rebel.
Politics of our country and its current state.
Where to go out and meet people. Making friends as an adult is harder than it should be.
And where/when my next vacation will be. Which reminds me, I need to renew my passport.
Which translates to...
Sitting at home eating (or drinking) in bed watching Netflix..
If you don't live in Houston or one of its VERY close surrounding areas, I'm not interested. I don't need a pen pal from overseas.
It's only fair that you have a real picture of you on here. I'm not gonna give you my number just to see what you look like.
Message me something good, don't just tell me we should hook up. I'm dying for some good conversation.