Samsonite03
30Houston, United States
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My self-summary
Does anyone bother reading these anymore?? I guess we'll find out soon enough......

•First off, if you're a Trump supporter, let me save you some reading time. It's not going to work out. Go ahead and swipe left now.

•I'm not the 'long walks on the beach' kind of gal... More like 'long talks on the couch' instead. It's been too long since I've had someone I truly enjoy talking to about everything and nothing.

•I've spent hours of my life staring at memes. I'm debating finding a support group.

•Yes, I am a mom. I'm not looking for anyone to be her dad, but if you can't deal with the fact that I have a kid, then save us both time and move on to the next girl.

•I'm fluent in sarcasm. And if we hit it off, don't take anything I say too seriously. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of me. It's all in good fun, and it's much better if we do it together.
What I’m doing with my life
Binge watching Golden Girls
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tall drink of water 😉

I also hear a lot of people say I look like that one girl from that one place.. Chances are, I'm not.. Unless I am.
Six things I could never do without
1. Loved ones
2. Laughter
3. Kissing
4. Wine
5. Pizza
6. Good grammar
7. My glasses
That's 7. I know. I'm such a rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Jeep I want to buy.

Politics of our country and its current state.

Where to go out and meet people. Making friends as an adult is harder than it should be.

And where/when my next vacation will be. Which reminds me, I need to renew my passport.
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, you know..... Just doing hood rat things with my hood rat friends....

Which translates to...

Sitting at home eating (or drinking) in bed watching Netflix..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me something and I'll let you know...
You should message me if
If you actually read this and didn't just look at my pictures, you may as well drop me a line.

If you don't live in Houston or one of its VERY close surrounding areas, I'm not interested. I don't need a pen pal from overseas.

It's only fair that you have a real picture of you on here. I'm not gonna give you my number just to see what you look like.

Message me something good, don't just tell me we should hook up. I'm dying for some good conversation.
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