Samsonite03
29 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
***Sorry if I look at your page more than once.. Most of the time it's either that I can't remember if I looked, or if my dumb finger slipped again.. I promise I'm not trying to look like a weirdo..***

~ Here are a few facts about me for all you lovely guys and gals ~

•I'm a Texans fan. Hopefully you are too, otherwise we might have some problems come Sunday.

•I'm a klutz. I run into more walls and doors than anyone should.

•Yes, I am a mom. I'm not looking for anyone to be her dad, but if you can't deal with the fact that I have a kid, then save us both time and move on to the next girl.

•I'm fluent in sarcasm. And if we hit it off, don't take anything I say too seriously. I'll make fun of you. I'll make fun of me. It's all in good fun, and it's much better if we do it together.

•Corny jokes make me laugh. Hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking it one day at a time
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tall drink of water 😉

Annnnnnddddd... Strangers tell me my skin is soft, so it must be true too.

I also hear a lot of people say I look like that one girl from that one place.. Chances are, I'm not.. Unless I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I haven't been much of a reader recently, but I do enjoy it a lot.. I have Game of Thrones and 7 Habits of Highly Effective People on my nightstand. Im determined to make it through at least one of them.

Movies: I'm so behind.. I don't even know what's good nowadays

Tv shows: All the best ones.. No reality tv though.. It's not for me..

Music: I'm really easy to please with music.. Depending on who I'm with will determine what I listen to. If it's good, then I'll like it..

Food: I eat to live more than I live to eat.. I am a crappy cook so please don't embarrass me and ask me to simmer the tomatoes or any of that other fancy stuff.. I'm all about compromise though.. I'll wash my little heart out on those dishes!
The six things I could never do without
1. Loved ones obviously
2. Laughter
3. Kissing
4. Wine
5. Pizza
6. Good grammar
7. My glasses
That's 7. I know. I'm such a rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Jeep I want to buy.

Where to go out and meet people.

And where/when my next vacation will be. Which reminds me, I need to renew my passport.
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, you know..... Just doing hood rat things with my hood rat friends....

Which translates to...

Sitting at home eating (or drinking) in bed watching Netflix..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me something and I'll let you know...
You should message me if
If you actually read this and didn't just look at my pictures, you may as well drop me a line.

Message me something good, don't just tell me we should hook up.
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