Now that the internet exists I much like bread shall rise to the challenge and explore it's peculiar digital shores. While this does sound daunting it is not as difficult as it seems as my sandwich castle does have rye-fi.
In short I am savoring the tasty times.
Also I should mention
Upon meeting some fine adventurer types they have questioned me as to whether I have a baguette in my pocket or maybe I am just happy to see them. Indeed it is true on both counts. I am always happy to see new people and I do usually carry a baguette in my pocket. One never knows when they might come across the perfect salad or condiment meat combination and a Sandwich Baron is always prepared.
Egads what am I thinking?! This is not private by any means. . This is common knowledge about men. Even a Baron such as myself. Alas if you want private secrets from me you will have to part the salads and talk to me in person or at least ask me some tough questions on this contraption of a website.