I value honesty and humor, probably more than most things. The good thing about honesty is it's such a broad word that you can make it apply to almost anything! Chances are if you're easily offended then you won't like me, as few things offend me and while I do have a filter, I don't often employ it.
So to reiterate, I really think we'll get along if you like to laugh and are generally an honest person, hardworking and silly person.
I'm also good at being sarcastic, enjoy debating (Especially when I have no personal stake in it.), giving people nick-names, public speaking, and other generic things.
I also did Stand Up Comedy a few times in Korea at a few westerner bars. I'd like to get into it again but I'm also sort of worried I may too offensive for some people (Think Louis CK, folks).
I tend to pick up hobbies and sometimes lose interest in them. Which more or less means I'm a jack of many trades in skills that wouldn't ever really have any real use unless there is some sort of apocalypse!
Shows/Movies: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Schindler's List, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Youth in Revolt, How I met your mother, It's always sunny in Philly, Schindler's List, Life is Beautiful, Beautiful Mind, Across the Universe (Really, I like anything that is good. Like Dramas, Comedies)
Music: The Killers, Eagles, Beatles, Kanye West, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys... those all come to mind. I like pretty much everything but most Country.
Food: Love Sushi and Italian, can even cook the latter. Not a big fan of Korean sadly... unless it's BBQ.
I really want to buy a house soon and with that will come the dog I've wanted for nearly a decade! I also spend a lot of time thinking about how I can improve myself and move up in my career, and hopefully I should be getting a nice raise or possibly a new job title, so fingers crossed! :p
Zombie outbreaks are cool too. Hypothetical questions to pass time at work that often involve multiple choices and impossible situations. (If you were like a dragon and could breath anything instead of fire, what would it be? Duh. Bouncy Balls.)
My weekends I don't really do all that much since I don't know a lot of people around here, so I usually just hit up a quiet bar and read for a bit. But I AM down for actually doing stuff, haha. I just need that special lady to go do it with :)
Seriously. Don't fuck with geese.
In the end, don't do things that embarass you or shame you and you won't have to hide anything.
Oh, and since Korea I've developed a horrible fear of falling down stairs. Yet I haven't fallen down them yet. Only up...
Or you know... You just want to talk or if you wanna get to know me!