I value honesty and humor, probably more than most things. The good thing about honesty is it's such a broad word that you can make it apply to almost anything! Chances are if you're easily offended then you won't like me, as few things offend me and while I do have a filter, I don't often employ it.
So to reiterate, I really think we'll get along if you like to laugh and are generally an honest person (Yes, that means you should aspire not to be a flake!)
I don't think my body type is average anymore... Nor do I feel I look overweight. So I shall take the path many women do and state curvy/full figured. Why can't I be both, OkC?!
I also apparently excel at making sandwiches for lunch and then forgetting them at home.
I'm also good at being sarcastic, enjoy debating (Especially when I have no personal stake in it.), giving people nick-names, public speaking, and other generic things.
I also did Stand Up Comedy a few times in Korea at a few westerner bars. I'd like to get into it again but I'm also sort of worried I may too offensive for some people (Think Louis CK, folks).
I tend to pick up hobbies and sometimes lose interest in them. I recall I bought a lockpick set and spent time breaking locks; it was actually kind of fun to be able to bypass a lock without a key- not that I'd use it for anything illegal; but think of the applications! Lost your keys to the door? Lockpick that shit!
Shows/Movies: Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Schindler's List, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Youth in Revolt, How I met your mother, It's always sunny in Philly, Schindler's List, Life is Beautiful, Beautiful Mind, Across the Universe (Really, I like anything that is good. Like Dramas, Comedies)
Music: The Killers, Eagles, Beatles, Kanye West, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Arctic Monkeys, Black Keys... those all come to mind. I like pretty much everything but most Country.
Food: Love Sushi and Italian, can even cook the latter. Not a big fan of Korean sadly... unless it's BBQ.
Zombie outbreaks are cool too. Hypothetical questions to pass time at work that often involve multiple choices and impossible situations. (If you were like a dragon and could breath anything instead of fire, what would it be? Duh. Bouncy Balls.)
Seriously. Don't fuck with geese.
In the end, don't do things that embarass you or shame you and you won't have to hide anything.
Oh, and since Korea I've developed a horrible fear of falling down stairs. Yet I haven't fallen down them yet. Only up...
Or you know... You just want to talk or if you wanna get to know me!