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My self-summary
So originally I had this all written out in paragraphs, but fuck that. Lists are easier.

*My name is Chris.
*I spent several years in the US Air Force.
*I'm a major nerd - I play RPGs, video games, board games, all kinds of stuff like that.
*I know way too much useless trivia, like that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are completely inaccurate.
*I spend way too much time on the internet.
*I hardly ever take pictures of myself. Or of anything else, really.
*As much use as my laptop gets, my Kindle Touch probably gets used more.
*I'm pretty much addicted to Dr Pepper.
*At one point, I played pool every single day. I'd kinda like to do that again, if I can find a decent place to play.
*I loathe reckless drivers.
*I swear like a fucking sailor. Or like anyone who spent time in the military for that matter.
*I'm not religious and have no plans to be.
*I listen to a shitload of heavy metal and hard rock.
*I like to try a lot of different craft beers. I don't drink stuff like Coors or Budweiser.
*Occasionally I'll even brew and bottle my own beer.
*I delete messages that are written in text-speak. If written text is the only way someone online can get to know you, then I figure making it decently-written is the least someone can do.
*Snapchat: carcharodon09
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out what the hell I want to do with my life. Currently working retail and working on getting back into school. Hell if I know what degree I'm going to go for, though.
I’m really good at
Playing pool, drinking decent beer, and criticizing people for being shitty drivers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hell if I know. The fact that I randomly quote movies? My interesting (read: nerdy) taste in t-shirts? You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Stephen King, Tom Clancy, or H.P. Lovecraft. Honestly, I'll read almost anything once, but I prefer sci-fi, horror, or thrillers.

Movies: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Scream, most horrors, and most thrillers. Oh, and the original Star Wars trilogy. Like books, I'll watch almost anything once, but I have to really like something to watch it twice.

Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Californication, Weeds, Dexter, That 70's Show, Eureka, The X-Files, Firefly. Occasionally, Star Trek.

Music: Motley Crue, Queensryche, Megadeth, Metallica, Disturbed, Def Leppard, Dokken, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Alice in Chains, AC/DC, or really any kind of rock or metal.

Food: Seafood and steak are my favorites, but I'll try almost anything once. I also drink a ton of different craft beers. A few of my favorites are Petrus Aged Red Ale, Old Scratch by Flying Dog Brewery, Alaskan Amber, Orange Wheat by Hangar 24 Brewery, and Guinness.
Six things I could never do without
1. My pool cue, which in a hilarious turn of events, I'm not sure of its exact location.
2. My various internal organs; they seem kind of important.
3. Dice - I'm a gamer.
4. My phone, because it's like eight different devices in one.
5. Heavy metal music.
6. Good beer - my current favorite is Petrus Aged Red Ale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
College, sketching, pondering over why my computer isn't working and how to fix it, what's going to happen next in the book I'm reading, and why I haven't managed to finish that short story I've been working on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually spending time with my friends, either going out to a movie, having dinner, maybe a night in at a friend's house. Occasionally I like to mix it up and if I decide to spend the night in, it'll usually be with a good movie on Netflix and my sketchbook or notebook.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't play any instruments, but I play air guitar given the slightest opportunity.
You should message me if
If literally anything here caught your eye. Or if you need a drinking buddy.
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