...or poop jokes.
Orignally from Chicago, I moved to Oregon about 3 years ago and haven't looked back. I lived in Bend for a bit, but I'm one of the oddballs that likes the Willamette valley more.
I'm looking for a intimate kind of relationship. One based on friendship and companionship over sex and other things. I'd like to find a partner to enjoy my time with and grow with, but before that, I'd like her to be a damn good friend that I want to spend time with doing mundane things with just as much as the audacious.
I am awesome at my job! I can fix just about anything PC related. But, my true passion is being a good buddy. I know, it's dorky and implausible, but its very important to me to be there for my friends as they are for me.
Oh, new development, I make a mean guacamole!
Like seriously, there are no black people here. I am 1 of like 15 in Salem, I swear.
A lot of people hav said they feel "safe" with me. Not sure what that means, but they all seemed happy with it.
Beyond that, I am a friendly fella. Quick to chat up anyone with a smile.
you need to stop reading this and go watch it.
Books/Comics/Authors: Octavia butler, Ernest Cline, any thing that is a graphic novel or comic with Batman
Do you play card games or tabletops? I do. If you do, we should talk.
Black Dynamite is my all time favorite movie, ever.
Game of thrones, Justified, Boondocks, dragonball z, Scandal, Sex in the city, the amazing world of gumball, adventure time....I have a varied choice in television shows.
I like to cook on occasion, I am no chef, but I do pretend from time to time. Mexican, Korean, BBQ, Pizza...sweet mother of god pizza...
sushi is a life choice.
Music: Bonobo, Flying Lotus, Lupe Fiasco, Pharcyde, A Tribe called quest, Portishead, Rattatat, Kendrick lamar, RHCP, Metallica...basically anything that isn't country or crappy modern rap/hip- hop.....
A chill place to relax
Something to work my mind
But, of course i think about love. Will I find it? Will it be awesome? Will I get the chance to be a father? Can I dress my Kid up as Robin and be their Batman? Where I can find the special lady to enjoy a somber night on the couch with under blanket?