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My self-summary
Sarcasm. Coca-Cola. Mary Jane. Fallout. Sci-fi. Music. Cats. World Domination or a nap.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working pt at a senior living community. The money sucks but I LOVE my residents! Working on getting my PI license.

I watch way too much netflix, drink way too much soda and rarely leave my house. I'm a hermit.

Developing an impressive vhs collection.
I’m really good at
I'll have to get back to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea, I make things awkward. Yes, thats probably what people notice first. I have this incredible super power to make all situations really awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently Reading: Hunger Games Series, seen all the movies and read book one.

Strictly speaking I don't have favorite books. I LOVE all literature, yes all. From instruction manuals to comic books to religious text to college textbooks. When I retire I'll open my own bookstore. I will not be selling Twilight. Stephine Myers is an awful writer and she made my eyes bleed. Also, Fifty Shades of Grey... just google it. Seriously! I tried, But the blood just wouldn't stop gushing. Someone should shoot her and put her out of our misery. Also I'd recommend that you should never under any circumstances read the book The Forest of Hands and Teeth. That is unless you'd like to fall into a deep depression and commit suicide. It's an amazing read. Just not for human consumption.

TV: Supernatural (I am ashamed), Doctor Who, Fear the Walking Dead, and John Oliver are what I'm currently obsessed with right now. I also watch Frasier (totally my roommates fault), Blacks Books, Red Dwarf, Family Guy, King of the Hill, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Fosters home for imaginary friends. I have a huge hard on for Monroe (Grimm). Lucifer is delicious. Mmmmm. I watch TV online sometimes. Not much else to say.

Movies: I like Sci Fi movies, horror movies and really bad B-movies. I also like documentaries. I am also fond of Pineapple Express. I DESPISE Rom Coms.

I like/love most music, except easy listening jazz and most chrisitan music. I'm currently crushing on Roomie.

Food: Almost everything that's bad for me and somethings that aren't.
Six things I could never do without
Barring the obvious: Air, Water, Food, Medulla Oblongata.

My family.
My car (don't ask, its an unhealthy relationship).
Feta Cheese and/or blue cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1)How my life would be if I was suddenly transported in the middle of my favorite books/movies/tv show.
4)Self reflection
5)How to live forever.
6)How did compassion and empathy die in modern society and how do we fix it.
7)Loving my new job.
8)Making My own cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It wouldn't be private if I was willing to share it with the 10 million closest virtual strangers.

Voldemort killed my parents is the same to Harry as I've Got LEGS is to us. Oh wait, never mind.
You should message me if
You have a passion, take daily showers, enjoy satire, literature, scifi, or fantasy. Oh, card games or table top games. If you like mystery trips at 11pm in your pjs. Other random things. Wanna have a laugh. I want to learn new things and get out and actually experience things. If you think you'd like to do these things too. Message me :)
The two of us