SaraMachine
28 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
Please don't message me if we don't have the same ideals. Or slightly similar taste in music. I'm pretty passionate about the subculture I identify with and I'm not leaving that box.

Spitfire. Cats. Thunder thighs. Pop Punk. Feminist. Equality. Pro-choice. Body posi.

I'm not into sports, cars, shitty tattoos, tribal tattoos, brand names, Federal Hill, your desk job, your military job or your military haircut.

At this point in my life I'm over friends with benefit type relationships and random hookups. I'm looking for someone with similar interests, to spend time with.
What I’m doing with my life
cutting hair. painting toes. waxing bodies. drinking beer. petting cats.
I’m really good at
anxiety and ocd.
having a loud moud.
being sassy.
The first things people usually notice about me
a cut up band tee and a bunch of painted skin
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All pop punk, all the time...well most of the time.
lawrence arms, lagwagon, the copyrights, ps eliot, house boat, the breeders, hextalls, banner pilot, loved ones, steinways, weekend dads, iron chic, the falcon, run forever, hospital job, D4, mean jeans, murderburgers, the creeps, hop along, descendents, not scientists, worriers. swearin', dopamines, spraynard, RVIVR, the visitors, weekend dads, methadones, laura stevenson, jawbreaker, jets to brazil, ambulars, the ergs, radiator hospital, smoking popes, sebadoh, rumspringer, dear landlord, cheap girls, hard girls, sundials, dead to me, the arteries, marked men, waxahatchee, joyce manor, night birds, okkervil river, pixies

Movies: American Beauty, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Lords of Dogtown, Wet Hot American Summer, Ripe, the Dreamers, the Sandlot

Food: something good

Shows: Arrested Development, Kids in the Hall. It's Always Sunny. Eastbound and Down. Kenny VS Spenny. Peep Show. Bobs Burgers
The six things I could never do without
My family.
Bagels, my cat.
A comfortable bed.
Soft sheets for that comfortable bed
Carryout.
The coast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life

Why the same person will send 3 more messages after I never responded to the first one.

And what it would be like to be a sugar baby.
On a typical Friday night I am
5-6 mg melatonin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
About 80% of the vile messages one of you perverts send me, ends up screenshot and put on my Instagram, for everyone to see how much of a huge dickhead you are....The other 20% keep playin' it cool.
You should message me if
you want to shot gun a beer

play the harmonica for me

listen to pop punk and sing it really loud together
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