And if you're just here for fun, ask me for my Fetlife.
LADIES ONLY PLEASE!
I consider myself to be pansexual, though I am not currently looking to be sexually involved with male-identified people.
If you ARE a male and you still want to connect with me that badly, either be absolutely astounding or ask for my PayPal info. Too many asshole dudes have broken my heart and left me unsatisfied. Fuck you, pay me.
I am currently here looking for other women/female-identified/female-bodied people to be friends/share a kinky connection with... a pretty lady to drink, eat junk food, watch movies, cuddle, make out and hold hands with. :)
(This is all ideal in theory, however... and I am completely open to meeting girls who just want to be friends and hangout in a platonic way. Duh.)
I'm a work-from-home mom currently living in downtown Oakland, and if I'm not at home, I'm usually eating some bomb food in China town or at lake Merritt feeding ducks/perving on joggers. I play guitar and I am nomadic at heart. (I miss traveling.) I'm into DIY culture and cooking. I'm too friendly for my own good sometimes and I love beer. And food. And being from California.
Did I mention I love beer?
I'm a a bit of an exhibitionist and at times a lustful voyeur.
Also kind of a hairy smelly hippie.
Yes, I'm a momma. My kiddo is two, and she's absolutely wonderful and hilarious.
You can either deal or not.
Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I can't get down.
I'm not going to throw a baby at you or tell you to clean your room.
Exploring my sexuality. (Being a mother of 100% natural birth can make you have such a great love for your body.)
Also, I keep Ginger Chews in my bra so they're soft when I decide to eat them.
"HEY, YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE...." whatever blonde celebrity.
Books (LET'S TRADE!) : Anything by David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Stephen King, Sylvia Plath, Dave Eggers, Craig Thompson, R.A Nelson, J. R. R. Tolkien. J.K Rowling, Douglas Adams, George R.R Martin, Jhonen Vasquez or Neil Gaiman. There are plenty of others but holy shit, I'll stop there. I love Science fiction and fantasy as well as philosophy and poetry. Hand me a graphic novel and watch my eyes brighten.
Movies: EVERYTHING. Seriously, I am a HUGE movie buff. (Where would I be without Netflix?!) If I took the time to sit here and list everything I love, I'd start growing mold. Instead I'll just list some ultimate faves: Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill (Vol. 1&2), Royal Tenanbaums (all Wes Anderson), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Young Frankenstein (I love Mel Brooks!), Peter Pan, Amelie, Evil Dead 1&2, American Beauty, White Oleander, Lost Boys, Dark Crystal, Ghost World, Shawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Dumb and Dumber, Step Brothers, The Cable Guy, Singing in the Rain, Sound of Music, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Jawbreaker, Hard Candy, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (the mother fucking extended editions, duh), Mallrats, Best In Show and Anchorman.
Shows: Game Of Thrones, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Dexter, Firefly, Stargate (SG1/Atlantis), Star Trek: TOS/TNG, Breaking Bad, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, MythBusters, Wilfred, American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Carnivale, The Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, Family Guy, Futurama, Kids In The Hall, Strangers With Candy, Key & Peele, SNL, Whitest Kids U' Know, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Sealab 2021, etc.
Music: Punk, 80's Synthpop/goth, classic rock, R&B/soul, indie, folk, bluegrass, jazz, funk. Again, there is just so much. For the sake of meeting someone of common interest, I'll just say that currently I enjoy listening to: Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Mazzy Star, Gogol Bordello, Tom Waits, Django Reinhardt, Paco De Lucia, Radiohead, Yann Tiersen, Shannon and The Clams, Holly Golightly, Dark Dark Dark, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Beirut, Arcade Fire, Sigur Ros, Blackbird Raum, Grizzly Bear, Animal Collective, Trampled by Turtles, Hank Williams, Modest Mouse, Leftover Crack, Sioxie and the Banshees, Flogging Molly, Refused, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Kimya Dawson, Moldy Peaches, Nirvana, Autolux, Joanna Newsom, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Paul Simon, Belle and Sebastian, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Go Sailor!, The Softies, Deftones, ISIS, Secret Chiefs 3, Bjork, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fleet Foxes, Okkervil River, The Shins, David Bowie, Joy Division, New Order, The Who, Rudimentary Peni, X-Ray-Spex, Aretha Franklin, Sade, Etta James, Smoky Robinson, Parliament Funkadelic, Stevie Wonder, Billie Holiday, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, Magnetic Fields, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Beach Boys, The Kinks, The Cranberries, The Pixies, Talking Heads, Submission Hold, Crass, Elliott Smith and Queen.
Food: All of it.
UFOs and alien abduction.
What to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
What food I will miss in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Also, New Orleans... oh, how I miss the dirty south.
Also, my big sister totally convinced me I was invisible for half a day when I was like 7. I'm still traumatized.
I am slightly obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer.
I'd fuck Louis CK.
Gene Wilder is my spirit animal.
You are a female who wants an intimate friendship.
You can teach me something cool like hooping or pole dancing.
You want to be naked together.
You wanna fly me around in your TARDIS.
You play an instrument.
You're evading THE BORG.
You (think) you can beat me at MarioKart64. (I get to be Yoshi!)
You want to talk about the (INEVITABLE!) zombie apocalypse.
You can appreciate a good sandwich.
You want to have a REAL conversation about Jeffrey Dahmer.
You want to talk about old school Nintendo.
You're down with me being a mom.