If you haven't caught on yet, I can be pretty... shall we say... pessimistic sometimes. Neurotic too. So if you're looking for "no complications" or "no strings attached," I'm probably not your guy.
I'm a writer (sort of), a nerd and a stoner.
I try to be very open-minded, but I'll be honest, I despise people that I think are closed-minded (conservatives, bigots). Other than that, I won't judge because I'm no better. That doesn't mean I won't make fun of you, but I won't honestly look down on you for being weird or degenerate or just having different opinions. Unless you're just a dick, and even then I may still like or respect you.
I've got a significant feminine side to me, occasionally (rarely) to the point where I feel more like a woman than a man. My favorite color (aside from black) is pink. It comes out the most in some of the music I listen to (see below). Despite all that most people don't even realize I'm gay because I'm not really fruity or cliche about it (something I'm sort of proud of). I don't have an annoying gay accent like some of the guys I've met.
I used to call myself a LaVeyan Satanist (not a devil worshiper, look it up) but over the last few years I've fallen into a slump that's made me forget all about being cunning and egotistical and all that good stuff.
But in reality, I've spent the last few years smoking weed, watching bad horror movies (horror is my life) and playing collectable miniature games, working my dead-end joke of a job, getting fatter and dumber as each day passes. But now I'm inspired (again) to turn that all around! Wooo! Let's see if it sticks this time.
Unintentionally looking angry and intimidating.
I used to be good at writing (or so I was told, but hey, we're all our own harshest critics) but I had writer's block for a long time and I haven't really tried to write anything since.
The only music I absolutely 100% cannot fucking stand is Insane Clown Posse and Eminem.
Books - Satan Burger, Punk Land, Razor Wire Pubic Hair, Mister B. Gone, manga, horror comics, The Satanic Bible, A Clockwork Orange, Age of Consent, psychology books. Anything by Clive Barker or Carlton Mellick III is amazing.
Movies - Rocky Horror Picture Show and Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny are the most amazing movies of all time. Other good ones include Eraserhead, A Nightmare on Elm Street and all of its sequels, the Hannibal Lector series (especially Hannibal Rising, Gaspard Ulliel is amazing and incredibly hot), Joshua, Hellraiser, Little Nicky, Johnny Sunshine, Poltergeist, Evil Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Little Miss Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Ab-Normal Beauty. Wes Anderson movies. Altered States changed my life.
4. A pencil.
5. Internet connection.
~ You know the full name of Ed from Cowboy Bebop
~ You have been to an alternate universe.