42 Edison, United States
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My self-summary
You ladies always say you want honesty, so hang on to your proverbial hats: I'm funny, witty, and sarcastic (modest, too). I draw webcomics (which can be seen at I watch cartoons. I collect toys. I read comic books. I play video games. I have an XM radio and listen to Opie & Anthony and Ron & Fez every day. My CD collection consists of comedians, video game soundtracks, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. I'm losing weight, but I'm still a bit on the pudgy side. I also recently inherited $20 million, and I'm looking to be a sugar daddy to a beautiful, sexy young woman; too bad none of you bothered to read this far.

I am smartassed, facetious, and snarktacular
What I’m doing with my life
Drawing webcomics, and making vain attempts at comedy.
I’m really good at
Breathing, sleeping, and blinking.

I've been told that I make awesome mix CDs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm excessively shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Groo the Wanderer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Oh My Goddess!, anything written and/or drawn by Adam Warren.

Movies: Airplane!, Clerks, Clerks 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back!, any Pixar film, Kill Bill, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun, The Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Star Wars, and of course, UHF.

Music: "Weird Al" Yankovic, alternative, metal, hard rock, classic rock. I'm more into songs than bands.

Food: Italian, Chinese take-out, salad.
The six things I could never do without
My computer, my iPod, my Nintendo Wii, my XM radio, my drawing table, and another item to be named later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New webcomics to draw.

How hard it is to find cute geek girls that aren't spoken for.

Which came first: cancer the disease or cancer the astrological sign.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games. Sad, I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won a lot of OKCupid personality awards. Oh wait, you can see that below. I guess that doesn't really count as "private".
You should message me if
You want to laugh. Don't let this profile fool you; I'm quite the card.

Or, barring that, you think that "Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives" is the best band name ever.