I am smartassed, facetious, and snarktacular
I've been told that I make awesome mix CDs.
Movies: Airplane!, Clerks, Clerks 2, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back!, any Pixar film, Kill Bill, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun, The Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Star Wars, and of course, UHF.
Music: "Weird Al" Yankovic, alternative, metal, hard rock, classic rock. I'm more into songs than bands.
Food: Italian, Chinese take-out, salad.
How hard it is to find cute geek girls that aren't spoken for.
Which came first: cancer the disease or cancer the astrological sign.
Or, barring that, you think that "Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives" is the best band name ever.