I'm a huge nerd, and kind of weird. I like to find the humour in the world, and imagine things in a way that makes people laugh. I love making people laugh, or even just smile.
I'm old before my time, but it's adorable. I'm extroverted but have my introverted moments. I'm told I'm a very considerate lover. I like everybody until they give me a reason not to.
I hate politics, but I believe it's important to know what's going on in the world. I'm not a fan of religion but I think people can believe whatever they like. I'm built like a linebacker but I avoid fights.
I have a short fuse sometimes, but fortunately the stick of dynamite it's attached to is very small! Unlike the rest of me, which is just huge. I have occasionally been mistaken for an escaped gorilla or missing evolutionary link.
"The best revenge is not giving a damn what they think of you."
I have entirely too many favorite movies but if I had to narrow it down, I'd say... *inhale* Singin' in the Rain, Arsenic and Old Lace, McLintock!, Iron Man, Iron Man 3, The Avengers, The Dark Knight, Grave Encounters, The Cabin In The Woods, The Gods Must Be Crazy, RED, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Uncle Buck, Secondhand Lions, Life Is Beautiful, To Kill a Mockingbird, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Prestige, a few Star Trek movies, Star Wars (IV thru VI), The Emperor's New Groove, The Iron Giant, Chicken Run, The Incredibles, WALL•E, and The Worlds End.
I don't watch much TV, but I'm always game for Community, Archer, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Once Upon a Time, Monk, Doctor Who, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
I'll listen to virtually any music if it's good, but my favorites are Owl City, Queen, Weird Al Yankovic, Nero, Muse, Marianas Trench, Lady GaGa and Robin Skouteris. Recently I've been getting into The Shins and Seether
I like buffets, because then I can try a little bit of everything. Noticing a pattern here? (SPOILER: I'm eclectic.)
4. Nail clippers
• you have never deliberately watched The Jersey Shore without a trace of irony