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My self-summary
My self-summary... Hmmm... Dont you think its alittle funny to write a summary of yourself? I mean think about it, the idea of someone summarizing themselves requires honesty and unbiased opinion. I personally am very biased, so this is already half way screwed...
Whatever, I'll give the pushy robot what it wants.

Here are some random facts about me....
-I have a habit of falling when walking UP a flight of stairs.
-I rarely cry but when I do, it isn't pretty.
-I always wear heels. My shortest pair are 3 inches.(I hate being short)
-Im a loud mouth and have a serious problem with not saying whatever pops into my head. No Brain-to-Mouth filter here.
-I'm into BDSM(I identify as a Switch) and the lifestyle. If you ask me to make you my slave and call me master (or any other close minded, mocking BS)I will not be nice. I take it very seriously.
-I have 2 cats, one named Skooner who is the shiz. How many cats do you know that can walk on a leash, sit on command and open doors?? Mine does. Like. A. Boss. The other is Skyler and he is kinda special.
-I have my ears gauged to 9/16 and I also have my septum pierced. I get a kick out of body modification. I once considered it for a career.
-I have 16 tattoo's and plan on having full sleeves
-I'm PALE... Seriously. I'm paler then most Gingers..
-My best friend is a guy(And he is awesome!), if you have issue with men and women being friends, kick rocks.
-I'm from MD/DC originally(Yes I'm a Yankee and F*ing proud of it)
-I LOVE to cook. I am of the restaurant clan.
-I cant stand the south. I realize how close minded that makes me sound but I have yet to meet a redneck who doesn't end up making me want to punch them in the face.
-I CONSTANTLY play music. From Metal to Bluegrass to Indie to Gangsta Rap to Boy Bands. I always have my ear buds in.
-I have a crush on Darth Vader... Empire strikes back was the shit.
-I love to make people laugh and I pull pranks, best one yet was freezing all of my fellow Junior girl scout's bras when we were on a camping trip. They deserved it.
-I'm loyal beyond compare but if you cross me, you will see a side of me that you wish you hadn't.
-I wrote a list of 100 things I want to do before I die... Ive accomplished 6 things so far.
-I have a deep spiritual belief in Karma and reincarnation
-I have a deep love for pineapple and dark chocolate(take note, it's my weakness.. can't resist it)
-I live with my family but pay rent and all that good stuff. I don't mooch.
-I have 5 siblings. 2 of which I'm just starting to get to know
-I also help run my family's business. The hours are long, the work is hard but I love being here when my family needs me.
-I believe honesty is the most valuable thing in the world and also one of the rarest. I pride myself on always being honest, even when it hurts.
-I love to sing... but I'm tone deaf:)
-I can belch like a man(Having mainly guy friends has left me with odd talents)
-I want to be a pirate when I grow up... Or Jedi(more likely a Sith) Im not picky.
-I love art. I love to paint, sculpt and create something beautiful with crap I find.
-I still have to turn on a light before I can get out of bed so the boogie man doesnt get me.

Alright, enough about me. Tell me about you....
What I’m doing with my life
Working and working. Im also going back to school for a degree in Fine arts so I can make people fat for a living, all while making art using food.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh... It might be a career option.
Fixing things. Im a klutz and have to cover up my accidents.
Singing loudly & off key.
Cooking... And burning stuff. Ive managed to burn a cake while its still raw in the middle...TALENT.
Figuring people out. I notice things most people miss which allows me to be able to read people and figure out there actions.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or my tattoo's. And my pale skin. Im like 1 shade away from albino.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Rant, Fight Club, Choke.. really any Palahniuk, the man is rad. Ender's game, Enders shadow, 1984, Hot zone, Cobra event, Interpreter of maladies, Pride & Prejudiced & zombies, World war Z, The Zombie survival guide, Any Shakespeare. I don't get many blocks of time to sit down and get into a book, but I enjoy it when I can.

Movies:The Crow,Nightmare before christmas, Boondock Saints, Fight club, legend, Breakfast at Tiffany's, A street car named desire, Guys and dolls, anchor man,Full Metal Alchemist, Scar Face, Sin City, Snatch, Lock stock & Two smoking barrels,Harry Potter,Finding nemo, Taladaga nights,Garden State,The Village,The Cell,Liar Liar, Any Batman,Crash,Pitch Black/Riddick,A very long engagement,American beauty,The warriors,Underworld 1&2,Apple seed, Moulin Rouge,The Piano, Ung Bac,The protector,the 40 year old virgin...

Music: You name it I love it. Killswitch Engage<3, Johnny Cash, Big bad voo doo daddy, Elvis, Muse, The used, Chevelle, Band of horses, Kings of Leon, My chemical Romance, Bush, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Pink, Katy Perry, Norah Jones, Tori Amos,30 seconds to mars, Avenge sevenfold, Gary Go, Vampire weekend, N_E_R_D, Biggie Smalls, Snoop Dog, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Salt and Peppa...and much, MUCH more...

Food: Im a totally foodie but my favorite food is Chinese/sushi. I also love BBQ, Italian and tex mex.
Six things I could never do without
My Cat
A good book
My Dads BBQ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the world is the way it is and if we have any hope of changing and making things better. I also spend a good chunk of time noticing how behavioral conditioning plays apart in people's everyday basic actions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work 6 days a week:)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never been in love...
I pick my nose and wipe it on people who piss me off...
I also ate cat food when I was a toddler. Don't judge.
You should message me if
You are 6ft. tall, muscular, with dark hair, light eyes, have a bunch of tattoo's and are witty.... Actually if your that, scratch the message... Will you marry me? Ahahahahaha.... Or...
You can say something other than "Nice Tats"... They are TATTOO's people, stop being lazy and learn how to spell a friggin' word. And if you message me to tell me how sexy tattoo's are on a chick, expect a rant & cussing in response:)
The two of us