Scanlioni
29 Parker, United States
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My self-summary
Hello potential friend or love interest.

If you are reading this, you are probably single. That's great because I too am single.

Coincidence? Maybe, but I'd like to think its actually the culmination of every decision that we have both ever made that has brought you here now for the chance of us to go on a date and maybe, just maybe, go on to live happily ever after!

Wow... that's pretty neat, huh? :D

By the way, your hair looks really good today. Has anyone told you that already?

No?! Well don't sweat it, cause they probably don't have very good taste anyways. ; )

And to make things even better, I have taken the time to answer many of the funny questions this app provides in an attempt to decide if we are, in fact, soul mates.

I wouldn't read too much into that stuff though cause I'm a pretty nice guy despite my stance on a list of multiple choice questions.

Anyways, you seem pretty swell. If you would like to continue this lovely conversation, send me a message. I'd love to hear from you.

Did I mention how cute your hair is?

<3
What I’m doing with my life
I work an 8-5 job as a software developer. I bought my first home last year and am experiencing the joys of home ownership. I am currently on a hockey and curling team and loving it. I am playing around with the idea of manufacturing/marketing a billiards game I dreamed up a while back. I love games and technology so if you know why I am excited for the oculus rift then you get 500 extra brownie points!
I’m really good at
Making a super yummy breakfast hash on a Saturday morning, making fun of myself and procrastination...
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to go the extra mile to do something right the first time.

Quiet at first but chatty after I get comfortable.

I have a few good stories.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chipotle burritos
Chinese food
Reddit
The office
Jello
Comedies
The matrix
Dexter
Wilfred
The Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Internet
Snow
Chinese food
Netflix
Motion sensing lights
Did I say Internet?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to message you without coming off as too strong/shy/dumb/boring.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, curling or watching an entire show on netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My middle name is Ashley...
You should message me if
You want to join me on the ride that is life.
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