Weird, fat, tattooed, pierced, hairy, poly, awesome lady here.
I have a blunt personality, a filthy mouth, and resting bitch face. I like going on adventures, going dancing, and baking.
I have two tiny kitten monsters and live in Portland proper.
Also I work at a sex shop.
Spilling drinks on myself (especially on first dates)
Water, wind, growing green things, the scent of old books and woodsmoke, clouds, ghosts of ice on a windowpane, laying in the dew covered grass watching the sun rise, a bass line that vibrates my soul.
Food: Potatoes, curry, curry with potatoes in it.
2) Teddy bears
3) My kittens
5) The outdoors.
Also, I fucking hate zombies. Seriously. They give me nightmares. I don't CARE how good Walking Dead is. (Secretly I'm really sad I'm so afraid of zombies that I can't enjoy zombie things...)
Just message me.
Also, you should at least be able to talk about polyamory. I am poly, that's not going to change. I also smoke in case you're to lazy to read my details. And I don't drive, though I'm really good at public transportation. So there you go, all my real deal breaker qualities .