25 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
**Let's get drunk and catch Pokémon together **

Weird, fat, tattooed, pierced, hairy, poly, awesome lady here.

I have a blunt personality, a filthy mouth, and resting bitch face. I like going on adventures, going dancing, and baking.

I have two tiny kitten monsters and live in Portland proper.
What I’m doing with my life
I am going to school at SNHU online for graphic design, and fucked if I know what I'm going to do from there.

Also I work at a sex shop.
I’m really good at
Falling over for no reason

Spilling drinks on myself (especially on first dates)
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, piercings, tattoos.

Pick one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Things:
Water, wind, growing green things, the scent of old books and woodsmoke, clouds, ghosts of ice on a windowpane, laying in the dew covered grass watching the sun rise, a bass line that vibrates my soul.

Food: Potatoes, curry, curry with potatoes in it.
The six things I could never do without
1) Hot Cocoa.

2) Teddy bears

3) My kittens

4) Music.

5) The outdoors.

6) Snuggles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, Afterlife, Nature, How things work, the future, how I can further incorporate potatoes into foods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, sleeping I generally go out on Thursdays now, so by Friday I'm drained.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to say that the most private thing I'm willing to admit is that I have anxiety issues. But, on a more up to date note, the most private thing I'm willing to admit is that in the past year I completely demolished my life and am currently working on building it back.

Also, I fucking hate zombies. Seriously. They give me nightmares. I don't CARE how good Walking Dead is. (Secretly I'm really sad I'm so afraid of zombies that I can't enjoy zombie things...)
You should message me if
You want to go somewhere and have an adventure!

Just message me.

Also, you should at least be able to talk about polyamory. I am poly, that's not going to change. I also smoke in case you're to lazy to read my details. And I don't drive, though I'm really good at public transportation. So there you go, all my real deal breaker qualities .