30 Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
I am a glass is half full kind of guy. Constantly pondering the concept of parallel evolution. I laugh at inappropriate times. People watching connoisseur. I make odd noises when there is an awkward silence.Sarcasm is my first language. Nomadic. I sometimes go out in public dressed as batman. Poor grammar gives me a twitch in my left eye. My culinary skills are superb. Dutch oven master. Liberal. Andrea Gibson fanatic. Creative. Terrified of snakes and vomit. I contain a plethora of useless knowledge. Shy but outgoing. If I could live outdoors without being considered a bum, I would. I am somebody not afraid to flout convention.
What I’m doing with my life
I am always in search of a new adventure.
I’m really good at
Being awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoo of the batman symbol made entirely of penises.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music plays a huge part in my existence. I listen to almost anything, with the exception of some modern day rap.
My top 3 artists at the moment include: Twenty One Pilots, Incubus, and The Spill Canvas.
Books that I enjoy would consist of historical facts.
Transparent, Greys Anatomy, Dexter, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, House, Orange Is The New Black fan.
The six things I could never do without
*The Ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocolypses.
How I can make the world a better place?
How I can make me a better man.
What happens when all the twinkies run out?
Do animals really understand english?
Why does my hand taste like battery acid?
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding a cure for cancer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I picked my boogers and stuck them to the wall. There was a whole collection. I feel I must mention, I shared my room with my younger brother Cameron. This so said brother was blamed for years for the mass amounts of boogers collected upon this wall (I claimed was a masterpiece).
Yea, IT WAS ME!!
Phew, glad i got that off my chest.
You should message me if
You are awesome and are ready for equal awesomness to combine and make an explosive amount of awesomenesss