43 Alexandria, United States
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My self-summary
I'm looking for a Rent-A-Girlfriend.

" There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about me, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand....
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. "
What I’m doing with my life
I've always known how to cook, never liked to do it. Lately I've taken a liking to it. Bought an Instant Pot and I'm trying to get a Sous Vide cooker through a hook up. I've developed a disturbing attachment to garlic in the last few months.
I’m really good at
"Rape,murder,arson,and rape. You said rape twice. I like rape."
If you don't get this, we won't get along.
Spoiler Alert ! It's a joke from a classic comedy movie.

I'm 3 for 3 at returning cell phones I've found.
The first things people usually notice about me
Don't know. Don't care.
My resting bitch face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Non-fiction books
Old Western movies
Jazz,Classical and almost anything from the 80's & 90's
I'll eat almost anything except seafood. Yucky!
The six things I could never do without
Misha's coffee
Cat videos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's that pain in my chest? Must be a heart attack! Nope, just gas. I hate being old.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Now get off my lawn!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no secrets. My motto is; "If you don't want anyone to know about it. Don't do it !"
You should message me if
Watch this before messaging me.