Scooter_Pie
43 Alexandria, United States
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My self-summary
" There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about me, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand....You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. "
What I’m doing with my life
I've always known how to cook, never liked to do it. Lately I've taken a liking to it. Bought an Instant Pot and I'm trying to get a Sous Vide cooker through a hook up. I've developed a disturbing attachment to garlic in the last few months.
I’m really good at
"Rape,murder,arson,and rape. You said rape twice. I like rape."
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told by several people that I'm the quiet but strong type. If you're looking for a chatty guy, I'm not him.

My resting bitch face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Non-fiction books
Old Western movies
Seinfeld
Jazz,Classical and almost anything from the 80's & 90's
I'll eat almost anything except seafood. Yucky!
The six things I could never do without
Bicycle
Motorcycle
Tools
Misha's coffee
Reddit
Cat videos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's that pain in my chest? Must be a heart attack! Nope, just gas. I hate being old.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Now get off my lawn!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing. If you don't want anyone to know about it, don't do it.

I'm that white kid from the all black projects. I bet you won't tell your parents that, will ya Heather?
You should message me if
I'm looking for one woman for a FWB relationship. Just being honest. With that being said, I have platonic female friends. I respect boundaries.

You have a dog!
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