41 Waterloo, Canada
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My self-summary
If you're offended by anything, then move on. I have a sensible sense of humour.
I haven't been carded at the LCBO since I was 39!
I've been a record store dude for many years now. Business is good, and if you think it's not, then you're wrong.
I'm a genuinely nice & cool person. All in agreement are friends, family, neighbours, customers & co-workers.
What I’m doing with my life
Lately, I feel Trumped, and that's not good, especially since I'm Canadian!
Record store work is all consuming. Explaining the state of VHS to old people is tiring.
My apartment is not suitable for printing awesome t-shirts, so I'm working on alternatives no matter the expense.
Cheese is good.
I’m really good at
Being awesome.
Predicting the outcome of almost any Mythbusters episode.
Identifying bad movies before they're watched.
Opening bottles of wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm there.
Wearing an awesome shirt.
When I was in high school, I looked like Tom Petty or Kurt Cobain, depending on the day. I say Tom Petty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been a Ween fan since '92.
I would agree that Harold & Maude is one of the best movies ever; I've felt this way since 1994.
My biggest crushes are either Tine Fey or Sarah Silverman... also Drew Barrymore cause we're the same age.
The six things I could never do without
Currently upgrading my coffee situation... will get back to you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I re-watch Mildred Pierce, or should I read the book?
Would Kate Winslet be into me? How about Drew Barrymore?
Oh yeah, my other crush is Kate Winslet!
On a typical Friday night I am
Designing book covers for books that will never be written, if I have to work in the morning. If I don't have to work in the morning, then it's cheese cheese cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have awesome underwear.
I drew dick-butts & pooping-dicks on the bottom of my friends floorboards while installing them.
I may or may not be allowed to enter the U.S. due to Twitter.
You should message me if
you want to share a jar of peanut butter and you're not a f**king nazi.