I haven't been carded at the LCBO since I was 39!
I've been a record store dude for many years now. Business is good, and if you think it's not, then you're wrong.
I'm a genuinely nice & cool person. All in agreement are friends, family, neighbours, customers & co-workers.
Record store work is all consuming. Explaining the state of VHS to old people is tiring.
My apartment is not suitable for printing awesome t-shirts, so I'm working on alternatives no matter the expense.
Cheese is good.
Predicting the outcome of almost any Mythbusters episode.
Identifying bad movies before they're watched.
Opening bottles of wine.
Wearing an awesome shirt.
When I was in high school, I looked like Tom Petty or Kurt Cobain, depending on the day. I say Tom Petty.
I would agree that Harold & Maude is one of the best movies ever; I've felt this way since 1994.
My biggest crushes are either Tine Fey or Sarah Silverman... also Drew Barrymore cause we're the same age.
Would Kate Winslet be into me? How about Drew Barrymore?
Oh yeah, my other crush is Kate Winslet!
I drew dick-butts & pooping-dicks on the bottom of my friends floorboards while installing them.
I may or may not be allowed to enter the U.S. due to Twitter.