Scotmonkey
34St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm ordinarily a laid back and goofy person. While there IS filter between my brain and my mouth, it is rarely used. I am such a walking contradiction...shy, yet very outgoing most of the time, flirty but loyal, etc it kills me most days.

If you're around much, go ahead and prepare to hear off the wall, random, and sometimes inappropriate comments. It WILL happen, the REAL question is when. But there will always be Zero f**ks given.

I am committed to being oddly, awesomely me, first. I prefer the real version of most everything and simply have no appetite or tolerance for bullshit. Much less, those who choose that life.
But in my life, I'd like a partner who chooses me every day to continue experiencing it with.

I'll always be looking for that until it's found, but have found various contentments in the meantime.

So know before chatting to me, know that:
Ive already got what I need.
Don't bother contacting me, unless you realize I'm looking for something I WANT to include in my life.
I've been single 90% of my life, by choice. It doesn't scare me. I just would rather not be, but have no problem enforcing my own boundaries.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it, and learning to love it more and more.

I have found a certain adoration for experiencing life, things, and interactions with humans (as I feel like my autopilot is the only one decent at them, not me) and projecting agape love and respect to every living thing.

I fumble through the bad, attempt to change the mediocre, and enjoy the shit out of anything terrifying or fun!

Usually, I try to be outside a much as possible, feeding friends my delicious kitchen creations whenever feasible, want to start biking again, have a love of animals, appreciation of anime, lust for Batman and am Sith as Fuck when in a certain mood or mindset. People watching, can be fun or depressing. But I'm rarely disappointed when leaving an art museum or any museum/historical attraction.

Experiences are what make life, life!
I’m really good at
Enjoying all the good, while attempting to amend or avoid the bad. This clinical and analytical brain of mine rarely shuts off.
The first things people usually notice about me
1. Be honest. Probably Bewbs. (. Y .)
2. Eyes
3. Childlike personality
4. My blunt honesty
5. Egregious amount of compassion
6. Nerdiness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I <3 to read, and find a hard time finding room for the new additions in my bookcase! You can find selections ranging from The Great Gatsby and the Psychology of the Simpsons to Art History and sci-fi/fantasy.
Music ranges from jazz, to punk, rock, alt, classical. Yeah, its like a music maniac on steroids! Current playlist includes: The Who, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, No Doubt, The DirtyHeads, Billie Holliday, Middle Class Rut, VV Brown, Dovetail Joint, Pat Monahan, RHCP, Lana delRay, Aer, ZZ Ward, Lionel Richie, Slipknot and it just goes on and on...Music gets me through my days, and can be the BEST way to express yourself as well.

Hello, my name is Evie and I'm a movie/film addict. The collection is pushing 2500 and its not up to par by any means. But here's a few of the basic requirements: If a film has zombies, spies, Jedi's or any large explosions I will probably love it! Beware, I know that you should NEVER piss off a Wookie. I am NOT too short to be a Stormtrooper. Romulans have anger issues. Vulcans can be sweet. And Indie ALWAYS wins the war, but not always the battle. And if you see a zombie, just aim for the head...and don't forget to double tap!

Food is a delicious necessity of life, and trying new things and cooking for others is a passion of mine as well. I cook often and well, many friends often place orders when they find out I'm hanging out in the kitchen.
Six things I could never do without
1. Love
2. My Pup
3. Family
4. Compassion
5. Freedom of expression
6. Music/Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. No, seriously. You should have at least one plan. Preferably more....prepare for that, and you can handle juuuuust about anything!
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home. I've become quite introverted as I've gotten older and wiser. But occasionally I find myself out and about...maybe takin in a movie, a hockey or baseball game, or just a stroll in a park or neighborhood. Lately I've been Netflixing my ass off, reading myself into a coma or murdering the masses via Black Ops. I'm no expert at the game, but its the 3rd best stress-reliever I've found so far! Its the little things, ya know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
there's really not much that's private. I'm very transparent, though I am not always extroverted. As a standard rule, if you ask, the truth will always follow. Guess I should go check under that rug for anything forgotten, now...damn you cupid!
You should message me if
You are sweet, kind, caring, tough when it counts, outgoing, and living life to the fullest.
Douchebags, assholes, and close-minded folks need not apply any effort. And yes, I do have boobs. Please direct any conversations to another topic...
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