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My self-summary
My iPhone talks words that are spelled correctly and changes theme to misspelled words, or completely different Randall worlds that don't golf together. You know watch I bean?
What I’m doing with my life
Saving the whales
I’m really good at
Marketing, sales, ice skating
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile. Smile, damn it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984

Movies: independent

Shows: The Americans, The Wire

Music: all kinds. Luke Bryan.

Food: I like all kinds of real food, don't eat fast food, don't drink soda.
Six things I could never do without
1. I guess there aren't any.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to answer dating app questions that seem designed to pigeonhole me, or make me seem obsessive-compulsive if I answer them.

Shit, now I sound paranoid.

Are you looking to meet someone who's paranoid?

Now I sound needy. Damn it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tired, eating GrubHub at home, and falling asleep early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate those stupid, tiny paper clips.
You should message me if
You were a cheerleader in high school, have daddy issues, and think you can control me.

This describes 80% of the women I've dated. I'm a magnet.
The two of us