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My self-summary
So hard to find that perfect balance of accuracy, braggadocio, and humility in these self summaries. I'm very witty and always enjoy some good back and forth. I have a wicked sense of humor and am generally able to entertain those around me. Admittedly, they occasionally might be laughing at me, instead of with me.

I enjoy museums, cooking, dinners out, bars, spending time with friends, reading, watching tv shows on dvr so I can binge on entire seasons at a once, traveling, poker, and probably a lot more. I like just about anything if I'm with people I like and I'm always excited to try new things.

I'm fiercely loyal and am one of the best friends anyone can have.

I'm also extremely hard working and driven. I'm very competitive. If I'm going to do something I like to be the best. It doesn't mean I always will be, but I like to try.

I was just hired to be a LA Deputy District Attorney and am very excited to start. I love being in court and trying cases. I also started my own company with a friend and we are heading into our second year in business. It's been a lot of work but it has been an amazing experience watching it take life.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Deputy District Attorney for Los Angeles County. I spend my day in court, trying cases, and prosecuting criminals. I love my job every day.
I’m really good at
Can I say everything? Better not.

- Estimating things - from how many beans are in the jar to the exact time I'll arrive at my destination to how much the grocery bill will be.
- Games (not of the dating variety - very against those).
- Listening/paying attention/remembering things.
- Cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm funny. I tend to make an impression on people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seriously!? I could write for days...ok, here goes:

Definitely, starting here. I love food!
ANYTHING my dad makes. He's the most amazing cook. I love Italian food, sushi, a good sandwich, BBQ, Thai, Indian...basically everything. Some favorite restaurants in the area: Sugarfish, Sasabune, Nobu, Craft, The Little Door, Bucato, Artisan, Electric Karma, Umami Burger, Baby Blues, Bay Cities, Fresh Corn Grill, and the taco truck by my house.

East of Eden-Most Steinbeck, Great Gatsby, This Side Of Paradise, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Frankenstein, A Million Little Pieces and My Friend Leonard (even if Frye is a liar), Siddartha, and Calvin and Hobbes.

Shawshank Redemption, Airplane, Catch Me If You Can, Ocean's 11, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Crash, Pan's Labrynth, The Dark Knight, almost any Tim Burton movie, GhostBusters, Back to the Future, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Waynes World, Midnight In Paris.

I like something from almost EVERY genre.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Guns N Roses, Aerosmith, T.I., Lil Wayne, Rihanna, Jay-Z, Eminem, Tim McGraw, Rolling Stones, Kanye West, The Killers.

Current: Hannibal, House of Cards, Parks and Rec, Archer, Californication, The Newsroom, Orange is the New Black, Modern Family, Community, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The League, Wilfred.

Past: Arrested Development, Dexter, Strangers With Candy, Summer Heights High, The Wire, The Sopranos, Futurama, Weeds, Bored To Death.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order...
1. Delicious Food
2. Pets (although I don't actually have any right now)
3. DVR
4. My family and good friends
5. My iPhone (hate to admit it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I won the megamillions. I have an elaborate and well thought out plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not sure I have a typical Friday night. I love cooking dinner for friends, going out to dinner, a bar, a movie, a one-off local activity, you name it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have less than no sense of direction. I mean embarrassingly bad. I get lost even with GPS
You should message me if're fun.'re the kind person that knows how to make a good time out of any situation. think the Hyperbole and a Half blog is genius. Same goes for Arrested Development.'re smart and witty. love animals.'re ambitious. think that you're kinda the coolest person you know. I like good natured arrogance.'re kind of a nerd. I'm kind of a nerd.'ve ever been referred to as quirky.

If you just wanna say hi...
The two of us