50 Clearwater, United States
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My self-summary
7-27-13...hi, thank you for looking at my profile. Im in Punta Gorda helping to take care of my mom as she's pretty ill. Not sure if im here for weeks or months. Im glad that i CAN be. But I cant really date for a while, sorry. Good luck!

I am sincerely looking for an exciting, mutual, healthy, loving, monogamous relationship with someone amazing.
Let's cook up something really cool and rare between us, let's be that couple that everybody looks at and say's; "wow, I want THAT." I want to meet a free spirit. Someone sassy, playful and independent. Someone that will smile and roll her eyes at my corny humor.
I'm far more concerned about the substance of a person more than anything else.
I do not expect perfect.
I'm hoping for unique and creative.
Don't group me in with the knuckleheads that you're running into on here.
I am not your typical, boring guy, and you'll never meet anyone like me. If you're really looking for an imaginative, fun, confident man, a true gentleman with character and integrity, someone that will make you laugh till you snort...... then I am that guy. :)
Now c'mon, let's get off of this stupid dating site!
What I’m doing with my life
I work at The American Auction Television Network

I also voice radio commercials and audio books.

In 2007, I created my own TV show just to see if I could do it. I'm still on TV all over the country on the Retro Television Network as a werewolf, hosting vintage monster movies. After 6 years in production, I finally decided to let the TV show go, because it wasn't making the money we needed to keep moving forward. I had the best time with it :) Now that I know how, I'm sure I'll do something like that again. I've got some pretty creative ideas brewing in my head at all times.
Up until last summer, I worked in radio for 27 years.
I’m really good at
I do a great Wally Cleaver impression. It's spot on, yet totally useless :)
I'm very creative and resourceful in all areas of my life.
I'm good at reading people. I also think I'm a great friend to the many that I have.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not sure, but I will say that little old ladies seem to like my curly hair, lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'd like to get BACK to reading, the last year has been nutty. But I like anything scary or motivational.
As far as movies go, I really like the old black and whites, from Frankenstein to Casablanca. . I also like comedy's, scary movies, sci fi, action....oh, I'll go see pretty much anything:)
Food? I've totally changed things around as far as that goes. I'm eating better than ever. I've lost about 20 lbs, seriously working on more. I've been walking and biking a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the heck they stamp those little 'M's on those tiny candies without sqashin' 'em!
On a typical Friday night I am
I just moved here to Clearwater in late February, from Michigan. I've been out doing some site seeing lately, getting to know the area. I'm not much of a bar guy, because I really don't drink. And I never smoke. Well, unless I'm on fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book, nothing private here. Hey, I've got some awesome embarrassing moments that'll make you laugh till you pee. If we meet, I'll tell ya. But go pee first.
You should message me if
.... you are playful, have an amazing sense of humor, independent, sassy, outgoing, and if you like anything I've said here:)