27 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Eric. I have a lot of trouble making the bed in the morning, I am an artist that works primarily in sculpture, my life has become one large practical joke
What I’m doing with my life
You know a person best through what they purchase I will try and keep this up to date with my latest internet purchases:

-2G Clear Liquid Latex
-12ft blue LED Strip
-50 Testtubes
-40 Yellow 12v LEDs
-20 Green 12v LEDs
-Avocado, roast garlic, eggplant, roast onion pizza
-24ft color changing LED
-200 mixed mink bones
I’m really good at
Recontextualizing garbage and making it look interesting and seem meaningful.
The first things people usually notice about me
I often wear costumes in public
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I get hyped to: Harsh Noise, Sludge Metal, Punk, Krautrock, 90s Rap, Cumbia, Psychedelic 70s stuff, Dad Rock, stuff I can dance to
Top favs no order:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Please Inform the Captain This is a Hijack
16 Bitch Pile-up
Angry Samoans

Books, I like scifi and fantasy, but I'll read just about anything I'm given if someone gives it to me with a good rec, I'm big into comics, not so much super hero stuff, but I'll do that too

Movies: The Room
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, water, the government, Our Lord and Master Satan, snacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the inescapable pointlessness of existence vs. how it's actually still pretty fun anyway
On a typical Friday night I am
I live in North Philly but I usually bike the 5miles down to south philly and go from house to house spreading the hood word
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't cried since I was 9
You should message me if
you'd like to have an incredibly normal and pleasant evening, if you sleep over, my ceiling is full of pigeons