I'm kind hearted, honest, and well capable of helping out with the odd spider . I also do really good huggage.
The beard has gone now... More or less...
Writing this screenplay and thinking about the next... Trying not to get distracted by the shiny and new.
Making people laugh. I have no idea how I do it.
Not punching people in the face when they say, 'There's somebody out there for everyone'. Really, is there any more infuriating a phrase in the English language? Except for maybe 'Featuring Bono'?
Noticing that people can't quite grasp the concept of "the most private thing I'm willing to admit."
Besides, my friends are probably humouring me :)
I can be cynical sometimes, but I call it a good judge of human nature. I'm honest and possess high moral values. But I'm not above a little mischief now and again.
If you've not had the pleasure of Calvin and Hobbes you should check them out. They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry... All from a boy with his stuffed tiger pal... Genius.
Gotta love that Kindle. I tried to resist it. 'I'll never have one of those' I said,' I love books, the feel, the smell of books, I don't want a kindle' I said... Then somebody lent me one for a whole hour...
Laptop with screenwriting software, a place to sleep, imagination. After that it's just stuff... 'The things you own end up owning you'.
What I could accomplish with an army of flying robot monkeys.
If I would make a benevolent dictator.
How I wished that "new car smell" was really that new car smell. New cars stink of solvents and plastic. They put that new car smell in later.
Why people describe themselves as "laid back and easy going" and think that's a positive thing. What are they trying to say? That they're just a cliché? That they're flaky? Have some passion for Chrissakes!
How I'd actually cope with the phone call which contained the words 'We really like your script and would like to work with you on it'... The phrase shit a brick springs to mind.
What flower is in season in the Scottish Isles in October and other completely useless stuff in real life but which might add a nice touch to that scene.
Then how I've just completely forgotten what that flower was and wishing I'd saved that web page...
If I'll ever meet a drop bear. Yes they exist. I checked and everything.
Different words for the verb 'walk'.
How I'd really like to live out of a suitcase.
Or London, it's the culture, see?
Or driving cars that cost more than my house. Slowly... Veeeeery sloooowly.
You've not shaved off your eyebrows then drawn them back on again.
You have a passion for something.
You're a kind soul with an artistic bent...
Or you'd simply like to tell me how your day went. :)
Ooo Ooo, wait! If you have a spare ticket for Alton Towers.