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My self-summary
Ladies, I know this site has given you problems with rude and unwanted sexual queries. Cheers for having the patience to put up with it. We get messages from "supermodels". If you fall for the trick and click on the link you get directed to some porn or webcam site. The paid dating websites aren't any better. Tons of fake b.s. profiles. Let's face it. Internet dating isn't glamourous. But it's reality. This can be the best resource for busy individuals who don't predicate their week on how many times they can get hammered or actually go to the bar. It's a jungle out there. Or an island. Either way, most of us are looking for that one person to complete them. Either way, let's chat, meet and get the F off this site. Cool? Word!

I can't see likes, so just say hi. Come on, it won't hurt you.

Some tidbits about me:
-I go to a ton of shows (music).
-LOVE the Twins. Baseball is like chess. Each pitch has its importance.
-Not many things more serene than the ocean, except maybe a cat's purr.
-I am the greatest karaoke singer of all-time. Seriously!
-I was voted Rookie Masseuse of the Year from 2009-15. Yeah, I'm that good. In fact, if you're worthy I will also give you foot rubs.
- I'm a secret agent or what some may call a big deal. ;) My specialty is cat juggling.

If you know what it means to be driven, have goals and to strive to achieve more we'll get along. We will support each other in our endeavors. We will be best friends and it would be nice if you were somewhat sane, caring and generous.
So I leave you with this: I'm the king of rock, there is none higher... Can you finish the lyrics?
What I’m doing with my life
Penetrating the world with my awesomeness. Creating a feature-length documentary, producing a weekly High School sports show on Forrrrty-Five TV. I also write screenplays, work for MLB.Com, host a karaoke show and pet my fur balls. i.e. my cats.
I’m really good at
interviewing people
being a good friend
some things you'll just have to find out for yourself
The first things people usually notice about me
My buns of steel. You can bounce a quarter of those babies!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of my favorites are The Alchemist, Five People You Meet In Heaven, Catcher In The Rye, Motley Crue's The Dirt.

Favorite comic strip: Calvin & Hobbs

I watch all kinds of movie. Even foreign and the occasional "chick flick." As a screenwriter, I have to know what's out there.

Love all kinds of music. Hard Rock/Metal are my favorites.

Food? Yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Aside from the typical family, friends, etc...
-my cats
-being sarcastic. It's so much fun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. I lost count after 4,398. Damn, my tongue was tired. I'm determined to search for answers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably checking out a local band or spending it with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't get my drivers license until I was 24.
You should message me if
you love to get sloppy drunk and make out on bar stools. Kidding. You're looking for someone who is just as interested in growing, learning and living as I am.