Anyway, I'm moving around a lot, and I'd like to make new friends! With you! YES YOU! Lets be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! <3
(Unless you're one of my asshole friends that pretends to be a cute girl and invites me to her place only it turns out to be an abandoned warehouse and then they knock me unconscious and steal my kidneys. Knock it off guys, its not funny anymore.)
I'm a fairly openminded, fuzzy liberal type. I like games, dancing, circus, reading and bad jokes.
Caught in an eternal struggle between my geek side, which loves computers and technology and cool gadgets, and my hippy side which thinks we should all just live in forests and be at one with nature.
So far, the geek side is winning because cute pictures of animals on the internet is like the best thing ever.
Those allegations of me sitting about in my underpants all day watching cartoons and eating cheetos are unfounded. Mostly.
I actually have quite a lot going on in my life atm. I'm an indie games developer, a writer, and I teach kids. I love doing this stuff, and I actually get paid for it, which is a nice bonus.
My other big thing in life ifs circus, which I'm still pretty crap at, but is great fun. I do a whole bunch (unicycling, hula hooping, contact juggling, etc), but I really love aerial silks. If you don't know what it is, check the pics.
I'm also currently working on my handstands, and its a source of never-ending shame for me that 8 year old girls can do this perfectly fine, and I can't.
My brain is almost completely filled with useless trivia and facts.
Did you know that Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan?
(Protip, don't watch the movie, its awful)
I'm also a pretty big fan of Neil Gaiman, although it seems almost everyone on here is.
Movies - Megamind, Princess Bride, pretty much anything by Pixar. Oh, and Thank you for Smoking is seriously underrated.
Music- I mostly like rock-metal type stuff. Rage against the Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, System of a Down, etc. Also quite into electroswing, Caravan Palace are quite decent.
Food? Pretty much anything. Except fish. Or cheese.
Internet is pretty important to me, and I love my circus stuff, but I'm generally a happy person. Let us abandon our earthy trappings, and frolic naked in the meadows! (Until the fuzz turns up, anyway)
I get the feeling he'd be slightly disappointed I wasn't a world famous scientist or something. And the long hair thing would probably be a shock.
Either that, or just sleeping. Hibernation mode kicking in.
I don't drink alcohol, and never have.
I shave my legs. I tell people its because I'm a poledancer, but secretly it makes me feel sexy.