29 Ashburn, United States
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My self-summary
Weirdo seeking Goofball...
Must be clumsy, stimulating, and a mild alcoholic.

I enjoy meeting people, even if it's not a love connection. I have a really cool daughter. I'm a bit of a drinker. (But in a good way)

Camping, Hiking, Kayaking, Outside anything.

Festivals, Concerts, Shows, Anything you can dance at.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, drinking, brewing, rooting for Baltimore, single dad'ing.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, quick witted, and generally uncouth. Not taking myself too seriously. Making the best out of louzy situations. Turning a boring day into an adventure.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Devilish good looks!

My beard or height.

That I'm dancing/singing/snapping my fingers while walking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 4 Books
~Breakfast of Champions
~American Gods
~100 years of solitude

Top 5 Pandora Stations (not in order)
~Asap Rocky
~Jefferson Airplane
~The National
~nature sounds

4 Movies/TV
~Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
~Rick and Morty
~Always Sunny
~Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
~My Friends
~My Family
~Ocean City, Md
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm mostly an open-book. Ask me a question and i'll probably answer it.

I once ate a meatball sub I dropped face down in a gas station parking lot.
You should message me if
Your idea of a perfect weekend involves a tent.

You like beer and are dying for one right now.

You think we might actually be characters from Kilgore Trout's latest dirty mag.