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I’m really good at
Tying ties. I'm seriously way better at it than tying my shoes. I can bust out a four-in-hand knot with my eyes closed while riding a skateboard... Or, at least I would be able to, if I knew how to ride a skateboard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm wearing a tie. And it's Seattle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Annie Hall, Flash Gordon, The Royal Tenenbaums
Books: Let's Discuss Diabetes with Owls, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hidden Reality, Anna Karenina, Harry Potter
TV: Archer, Workaholics, It's Always Sunny, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time
The six things I could never do without
Sushi, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dancing, Podcasts, Tie Clips, and a Comfy Bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rewriting the Star Wars prequels. Someone has to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently re-watched Kazaam with Shaquille O'Neal. It was awesome.
You should message me if
1. You think I'm attractive.
2. You know all the lyrics to at least one Disney musical.
3. You don't own an alarm clock.
4. You made a fortune selling Beanie Babies.
5. You ruled a country for some period of time.
6. You were accepted into an Ivy League school but decided to attend a small liberal arts college instead.
7. You have at least one super power (but not the same one as me; that would be boring).
8. You own or are thinking of purchasing a time machine.
9. The address of your childhood home is divisible by 3.
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