28Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Not right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Running a beverage program in the East Village.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, jumping, making omelets.
The first things people usually notice about me
Red hair. ("Has anyone ever told you that you look like a red haired version of [insert name of celebrity that doesn't look anything like me]?")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll keep it short and sweet.
Books: Paul Auster, Vladimir Nabokov, nonfiction stuff by David Foster Wallace, William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg.
Shows: Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Doctor fucking Who.
Movies: I'm a sucker for black and white.
Music: I like a huge variety of music, but all you really need to know is Tom Waits.
Food: One of the best parts of working in the bar/restaurant world is getting to check out the many amazing places this city has to offer. I'm down for pretty much anything that doesn't involve raw fish. Raw beef? Sure, I'll give it a shot. Sushi? I'll pass.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Skeptical epistemic scenarios. Or... wait... am I just dreaming that I do that?
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working, I'm either out and about in Bushwick or cooking at home watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an irrational fear of mayonnaise.
You should message me if
You want to go on adventures.
You have a dog.
You don't have bad tattoos.
You have really bad tattoos.
The two of us