Not very photogenic.
Looking into the abyss and seeing a big floppy dick waving back at me.
Touching myself inappropriately whenever my boss is talking during meetings. I work from home, this isn't an HR issue.
Asian massage parlors.
Human Sacrifice for my Llama God, Shaheezru.
A fantastic liquor salad
Letting the world know what I'm thinking at any moment.
You have a twisted, dark sense of humor that you're afraid to share with all the normies out there who would just shake their head disapprovingly. You're into secrecy and living out alter ego fantasies. You feel the need to rebel at the things you stand for. You're a soccer mom who likes self-indulgent moments.