41 Hanover Park, United States
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My self-summary
On here the same as a lot of other people - to meet some cool, interesting women and possible hookups. Before you give me some lecture about being married - look at how many women in "open relationships" have been posting here for years. No, mine's not open but I don't want to be some toy you use to show off to your husband that you have an easier time getting laid than he does.

Not very photogenic.
What I’m doing with my life
Sitting on the phone in meetings while my life ticks away one tock at a time.

Looking into the abyss and seeing a big floppy dick waving back at me.


Touching myself inappropriately whenever my boss is talking during meetings. I work from home, this isn't an HR issue.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, disappointing women sexually, buying things, writing, knowing the perfect joke and reciting movie lines.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, I'm husky, I look like I know what I'm doing. People look to tall people in emergencies. We’re the lighthouses of society. I have good teeth, I smell nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of news, sometimes books. I like fiction in the horror / historical category.
The six things I could never do without
Asian massage parlors.
Human Sacrifice for my Llama God, Shaheezru.
A fantastic liquor salad
Trolling RWNJs.
Letting the world know what I'm thinking at any moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Things that are funny but socially unacceptable. Ideas for memes. How to live a life of danger while maintaining an appearance of normality. My double life and double scotch. Whether or not today really is a new day or if it's the same old shit. And then more ideas for memes.
On a typical Friday night I am
As awesome as I am on any other week night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really do have my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
You should message me if
You're not all sorts of judgey and shit.

You have a twisted, dark sense of humor that you're afraid to share with all the normies out there who would just shake their head disapprovingly. You're into secrecy and living out alter ego fantasies. You feel the need to rebel at the things you stand for. You're a soccer mom who likes self-indulgent moments.