31 Toms River, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just an introvert that's pretending to be an extrovert that's pretending to be a cool ninja guy.

Most of my pictures are from my Instagram I created to chronical my fitness progress. Down 75lbs since last year! I don't normally take pictures of myself pretending to have muscles. LOL!

Looking for some new close friends. Must walk the fine line between geek & jock. I need fit & active people to help keep me in shape. A lifelong goal of mine is to have my own sexy nerd posse, for video games, movies, TV, outdoorsiness, training to be a ninja, building fighting robots, dancing, working out, singing badly, scavenger hunts, watching cartoons, Lazer tag, boardgames, Nerf, Legos, crazy adventures, and being way, way too sexy.

I know how to have a good time without poisoning myself or treating other people like garbage. Really disheartening that I feel like I'm the only person in the world who doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, or sleep around. I'm strongly against hook ups and the people who have them. Having sex with a total stranger and then tossing them away like nothing is just disgusting on so many levels. I have no idea how something so vile has become commonplace. I'm all for having a robust and adventurous sex life, but I don't see how anyone can enjoy themselves when they're treating themselves and other people so poorly. How did we get to where not holding a door for a stranger makes you a monster, but using them for sex is fine?!?! Sorry to harp on this, but it's been an issue lately. Really driving me crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to find a big boy job. But for now, it's Groundhog Day. I'm suck living the same day over and over for years.
I’m really good at
Problem solving, writing, video games, dealing with people, rambling, making really long and crazy specific profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome style. Like my Tyranosaurus beard, nerdy t-shirts, and unique clothing I find to wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cartoons that would probably have their own action figures
Scifi TV (from Star Trek to Game of Thrones)
Video Games that have a good story and a cinematic feel or a classic platforming feel. Mario, Mass Effect, Resident Evil, Zelda, Scribblenauts...
Food: Sushi is the best. I make my own and I'm pretty good at it.
Beverages: I drink a lot of juice, but only real juice. OJ is the best.
Music: Whatever I find catchy.
The six things I could never do without
Comfy bed
bit torrents
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stressful things! Getting a job, how I don't have enough money to pay my bills, like ever!, family drama, finishing projects, maintenance on my car, how far behind I am in the plan I had for my life. ...and how at any moment I might be attacked by spiders, clowns, zombies, or any combination of the 3.
On a typical Friday night I am
working. Fridays are my Mondays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Almost anything. I'm a friggin goodie 2 shoes, remember? I got nuthin to hide.
You should message me if
If you agree with the stuff in my summary.