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My self-summary
When I'm stranded and alone striking up conversations with strangers has usually come to my benefit. Sometimes it blossoms into a pub crawl with newly made friends, or a midnight row in Rome.

I'm a sucker for accents, if you want to grab a drink and fake accents all night with me then I'll gladly buy you the first round

I enjoy going on adventures and discovering new things. Making people laugh is a specialty of mine. I like keeping people on their toes, because well surprises are fun.

I could go on and on about myself, but to keep it summary size: I'm fun, exciting, spontaneous, open-minded, sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
I perform tasks that involve math, in exchange, I receive monetary payment. Not a bad deal.

Causing trouble and perpetrating all sorts of debauchery

Meeting people and having awesome new experiences to piece together each day

Wondering how I ended up in my bed in the morning with my physical health intact.

Aside from my math tasks, I'm also an International Man of Mystery
I’m really good at
Chartering a voyage to a new area or just plain getting lost and enjoying the ride.

Busting a move on the dance floor

Valuing the people I care about in my life

Making a reference to that one scene from that one random movie
The first things people usually notice about me
My witty comebacks

My playful attitude

My easy going personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Daily Show, Modern Family, South Park, Entourage, Rocket Power, Eastbound and Down, Ahh Real Monsters, Futurama, Its Always Sunny, NCIS, Burn Notice, Suits, Power Rangers, Workaholics, Parks & Recreation, Dexter Lab, Archer, Samuari Jack
Kendrick Lamar, Dr Dre, Beastie Boys, Will Smith, Matisyahu, Kanye West, Drake, J Cole, Lupe Fiasco, T.I. Mac Miller.
Inglorious Bastards, Django Unchained, Munich, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Austin Powers, In Bruges, Happy Gilmore, Casino Royale, Ocean's 13, Bourne Trilogy, The Avengers, etc.
Six things I could never do without
Peanut Butter (If Peanut Butter was a women, I would've married it and never came back from the honeymoon)

Anything Funny



Sports, my pulse revolves around Kansas Jayhawks bball

The hope of somehow becoming Spiderman, without the getting bit by a spider part
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world

How the past shapes ourselves and what we can do to influence our future.

How to become a more useful person to the people I value in my life

Why won't the traffic go away!
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering how I ended up where I did...I must have teleported, or woke up from a trance, either that or I just enjoy myself a good drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes embarrass myself, it happens. One time when I was travelling, I had a space cake or two in the Netherlands. Got to the airport and I was already in the clouds, I get my passport stamped, stand in line for the budget Euro airline and lose my vital passport. Who's the American who lost their passport, they ask. I raise my hand in shame...
You should message me if
You like to laugh and don’t take yourself too seriously
You know how to flirt ;)
You like going on adventures
The two of us