Seltzre
26 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm super fresh in Portland, show me around and give me suggestions where I can get coffee.

BULLET POINTS
- Spencer Breslin is my nemesis.
- Gender issues and feminist type things are cool to me. It would be rad if its cool with you.
- If seeing someone help strangers gets you wet, I'm probably your kind of guy.
- I live for music/movie/tv show suggestions.
- I once fought a 300 lbs. drunk guy on a deflating moon bounce for attacking my dad. I am dead serious.
- A cat cafe is my ideal employer/home/lifestyle choice.
What I’m doing with my life
Designing a video game, going to shows, drawing and sketching, adventuring, hiking/exploring, starting everything and finishing nothing.

Constantly fighting the internal struggle to grow out a beard even though it makes me look like a grizzly hitch hiker.

I also occasionally do some acting, check it out if you're into getting a look at our completely rehearsed first date.
I’m really good at
Thinking up games for kids when they're bored, poetically interpreting other peoples lives, eating salsa/curry/cake batter the second anyone takes out a camera.
The first things people usually notice about me
The completely normal number of teeth and fingers I have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Catcher in the Rye, Slaughter-House V, Fight Club, El Presidente, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Choke, and a lot of short stories. I appreciate short stories more than novels in general.

Movies:
Up, American Beauty, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Pleasantville, The Shawshank Redemption, Garden State, Bridesmaids, Pans Labyrinth, Princess Mononoke, The Big Lebowski, Memento, A Very Long Engagement, District 9

Shows:
Six Feet Under, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Lost, Dexter, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office, Firefly, FLCL, Arrested Development, Wilfred, Snuff Box

Music:
Against Me!, Beck, fun., Fleet Foxes, Girl Talk, Jimmy Eat World, Metronomy, Misfits, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, NoFX, Of Montreal, Passion Pit, Pomplamoose, Regina Spektor, Sleater-Kinney, tUnE-yArDs, Yelle. According to iTunes genius, my favorite genre is "Chamber Pop".
THIS SONG completely ignores my ears and travels straight through me.

Food:
Indian, Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, and vegetarian anything.
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee
2. People who express absurd government conspiracies
3. Cat Friendship
4. Moss
5. Ice cream cake(s)
6. Louie Anderson
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New art pieces, introspective type stuff. What it's like to be anyone/anything that's not me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Board games, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

I like sneaking out of parties like so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was mistaken for a girl every other day for 3 years as a kid.

I can't stop saying the word rad :/
You should message me if
- You like hanging out with cats and drinking chai tea.
- You're interested in talking to someone hilarious and charming who doesn't fall back on racist, sexist, or homophobic comments/jokes.
- If you think men of average physical prowess are a MAJOR turn-on.
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