I'm sensitive and caring, but I'm not a sap or a pushover.
I'm big on cuddling and intimacy; I don't just wanna fck...if that's all you want, plenty of guys will help you with that.
I like sports. I watch them, sometimes. If an utterly harmless, somewhat enjoyable recreational activity like this makes me a "No", then...good, because you're a moron; if you can educate me as to what I'm missing here, go for it.
I'm conflicted on who I dislike more: A$$holes that are brutally honest or shallow people that pretend to be nice.
If you can identify with this, that's a good sign:
I've got a major serious side, and a major silly side. If you can't deal with either, oh well.
"...at least I trusted you...Whatever else I did wrong. I trusted you in the end.”
Trying to be the person I believe I should be.
Trying to be happy. This relates to the above.
"Khan...I'm *laughing* at the superior intellect."
Making fun of bullies.
"All rock critics working today, at least the ones who want to do more than rewrite PR copy, are in some sense Christgauians."
Continuing to like: sports, slang, imprecision in moderation, things that aren't logical, and people whose Einsteinian hard-fought freedom hasn't turned them into mildly-annoying gnats.
"Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Doc, you oughta be in bed, what the hell you doin this for anyway?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't."
Being a good friend to those that deserve it.
"(X) is the image of the arrested adolescent. Entirely self-oriented. Still intimidated by the (people) around (them) and attempting to prove (themself) superior to them. Through sexual conquest (they) can, for a time, quell (their) constant feelings of inferiority and failure. Indeed the idea of a non-sexual relationship is completely foreign to them. As the years pass, and their physical attractiveness diminishes, they'll be doomed to a life of loneliness, and despair, unable to give or receive love."
Cuddling is right up there too.
Oh, and quotes...definitely quotes.
"Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end." - Spock
"…Unanimity of opinion may be fitting for a church, for the frightened or greedy victims of some (ancient, or modern) myth, or for the weak and willing followers of some tyrant. Variety of opinion is necessary for objective knowledge…"
– Paul Feyerabend
“KIRK: It is useless to resist us.
THARN [on viewscreen: We do not resist you.
KIRK: You have twelve hours to consider your position.
THARN [on viewscreen: Twelve years, Captain Kirk, or twelve thousand. We are ethically compelled to deny your demand for our dilithium crystals, for you would use their power to destroy.
KIRK: We will level your planet and take what we want. That is
destruction. You will die as a race.
THARN [on viewscreen: To preserve what we are.”
Translation: Morality is *important*, boys and girls.
NOTE TO SELF: If the messages/feelings/beliefs expressed in this profile ever seem silly/unimportant/trivial and/or overwrought:
You've turned into an a$$hole, congratulations.
Alternate location: San Junipero
All I really want, when you come down to it, is this:
A woman with a good heart that I care about (and vice versa) and am at least mildly attracted to (and vice versa), to cuddle with.
And if there's long periods of enjoying each other's company in whatever we do (because it's not what, it's with whom), great.
And if there's regular amazing sex, even better.
That's as basic and genuine as I can make it.
I really am kinda funny and cute and stuff. Get to know me!!!
Also, keep in mind the following when reading the graph of my characteristics "precisely":
"Is it not possible that an objective approach that frowns upon personal connections between the entities examined will harm people, turn them into miserable, unfriendly, self-righteous mechanisms without charm or humour?"