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My self-summary
NB: I am not currently seeking a relationship. I am in a relationship, but will to speak to people who wish to be friends. Also please keep in mind that the rest of this profile is for entertainment purposes only.

Heart of Gold, Nerves of Steel, Will of Iron, Head of Rock and I think I recently heard something about my pancreas. I can't remember what it was though but it was good. A real attractor.

There are a large number of cliches and idioms that describe me. Feel free to pick some of the ones you like from other profiles and apply them to me (Hehe, I used idiom in a sentence). If you would rather not, then just pick some adjectives, I am sure some are springing to mind as we speak. Are we on speaking terms already?

Me: I like to have sex during thunderstorms
JC: Wait, what are you doing? You can't talk about sex on a dating site. People will think you're shallow.
Me: Really, what are you supposed to talk about?
JC: There are many factors involved in a good relationship, communication is important as well as hobbies and proximity, read what it says up there, on suggestions for your profile.
Me: Those things are important!?!? Wait a minute, I've seen women's profiles that talk about sex.
JC: Those women are sluts, you don't want to talk to them.
Me: Uhhhhhhh. Sluts are number 2 on my list right after crazy.
JC: (Shaking head vigorously)
Me: I'm going with the concept that no one reads this anyway, what difference does it make what I say?

I’m really good at
You should probably ask what I'm NOT good at. Haha. Hah. Haha.

Shut your mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people normally notice about me is my eyelashes, however I have been getting them trimmed lately, so they are most likely not as noticeable as they used to be.

So, with that being the case, I would say my smile is most noticeable, its always present.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I hate having to remove something funny because you made a reference to something else that was also funny, but the two don't work together. Continuity is a bitch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am really good at making that laugh like Scooby Doo. I mean, I don't know how important that is to you, but if you think it is a necessary trait in a man, then I have it.
The two of us