Heart of Gold, Nerves of Steel, Will of Iron, Head of Rock and I think I recently heard something about my pancreas. I can't remember what it was though but it was good. A real attractor.
There are a large number of cliches and idioms that describe me. Feel free to pick some of the ones you like from other profiles and apply them to me (Hehe, I used idiom in a sentence). If you would rather not, then just pick some adjectives, I am sure some are springing to mind as we speak. Are we on speaking terms already?
Me: I like to have sex during thunderstorms
JC: Wait, what are you doing? You can't talk about sex on a dating site. People will think you're shallow.
Me: Really, what are you supposed to talk about?
JC: There are many factors involved in a good relationship, communication is important as well as hobbies and proximity, read what it says up there, on suggestions for your profile.
Me: Those things are important!?!? Wait a minute, I've seen women's profiles that talk about sex.
JC: Those women are sluts, you don't want to talk to them.
Me: Uhhhhhhh. Sluts are number 2 on my list right after crazy.
JC: (Shaking head vigorously)
Me: I'm going with the concept that no one reads this anyway, what difference does it make what I say?
Shut your mouth.
So, with that being the case, I would say my smile is most noticeable, its always present.