41Basingstoke, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
You know they say splenectomised patients make the best lovers, don't you? Of course you do, everybody does! Well you're in luck - I'm single and spleen-less. Just don't come anywhere near me if you've the flu.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm all about making the most of any opportunities that come my way. Whether it be a spot of TV presenting on a satellite channel few had heard of, having breakfast with celebrities (one of whom I hadn't heard of) or simply hopping on a last minute bus to Paris.

I love exploring new places, trying new things and challenging myself.
I’m really good at
1) Ending up with extra screws when assembling furniture
2) Bullet-points
3) Looking like a local no matter where on the planet I am
4) Making people laugh. Intentionally
5) Making people laugh. Unintentionally
7) Typing in invisible ink
8) Not knowing exactly what to say when messaging someone on OkCupid
The first things people usually notice about me
Currently it's my beard. Growing up it was my ears. Some people seem to think I look like (or even am) Ricky Gervais. I have no idea why.

Or it could be my sheer utter sexiness.

Yeah, it's the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Freakonomics is probably my favourite book. I'm not really into fiction. Well, not in book form. I much prefer movies for that...

Donnie Darko, Run Lola Run, the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three, Goodbye Lenin, Amelie, Bourne trilogy, Back to the Future, Moon, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lives of Others, Rec, Ils, Abre los Ojos, For Her, Gattaca, Airplane and most things with a Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder pairing.

I'm into some weird and wonderful TV. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, The Soup, Veronica Mars, Sopranos, Weeds, The Killing, Spirals, Father Ted, Flight of the Conchords, Six Feet Under, Wallander, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Strangers with Candy, 30 Rock, The Larry Sanders Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Ren & Stimpy and Libyan state television (although that's not as good as it once was)

Food? Okaaaay. When I was 16 a dietician said to me that she was amazed I hadn't died of scurvy by now (then). Now (now) I'm still alive, having yet to die of scurvy. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a little on the fussy side and may as well put that out there now.
Six things I could never do without
1) Food
2) Water
3) Oxygen
4) Gravity
5) Penicillin
6) Footwear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why bicycles weren't invented more than 200 years ago.
What on earth happened to Cameron Diaz's lips?
What happens if you attempt to play frisbee on the moon?
Does my self-deprecating humour just make me appear miserable?
Why's George Clooney doing Nescafe adverts?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out robbing banks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won a copy of Twister by deception.
You should message me if
1) You feel like it
2) You're a woman
3) U dnt typ lik dis
4) You like my profile
5) You're not one of my mates winding me up
6) You're not in need of me wiring you money to Nigeria because some wealthy doctor friend of yours has died, the government is out to get you, you need to flee the country and er, you want to get married to me.
The two of us