I'm from the Midwest and I'm told I'm very Midwestern. I'm still not sure what this means. I think it has something to do with being calm and laid back, but maybe I just make people think of corn.
I like intelligence a lot and would like it if you were smarter than me, though that's unlikely given how incredibly smart I am. And modest
Spreadsheets (Obviously, I'm incredibly interesting)
A nice bed. You spend a third of your life in bed; more, if you're doing it right
Other people I guess?