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My self-summary
Hello Everyone. My name is Richard and I'm on here because...well why not I suppose. I've been single for some time now and I'm looking to meet some new people, and enjoy myself whilst doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a Maths teacher living in Stratford trying to make simultaneous equations interesting to teenagers.
I’m really good at
I like to think that I'm good at my job. I am also a capable cook, chess player a joke teller. I have an alarmingly good memory for useless trivia (The collective noun for rhinos is a crash) and for sections of comedy routines. Oh, and creating limericks.
The first things people usually notice about me
To look at...probably the fact I wear glasses. In terms of my personality it will be the fact that I have almost no filter. Given the choice between saying the right thing and a wrong thing that I think is funny I will choose the latter almost every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A vast array of things fall into these categories, and to list them all would take too much time, so I'll just list one favourite for each.

Book: 1984
Film: In Bruges
TV show: The Wire
Music: Iron Maiden
Food: Anything with lamb
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1. Netflix
2. Stand up comedy
3. Cocktails
4. Sex
5. Cheese
6. The BBC news app
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The mysteries of the Universe. Also thinking about what I ought to have said to my boss in that argument 2 years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't think I have a typical Friday night. It will vary wildly depending on which of my friends are available and how tired I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
To be honest, there is very little about me that is private. Most of my friends know pretty much everything. I stopped being bothered having secrets shortly after turning 18. It just made my life easier.
You should message me if
You come under any of the following categories
- You like the sound of what you've read so far
- You wish to send me abusive messages
- You need help with a maths problem
The two of us