I also hate exercising in general and avoid it as much as I can, but I sometimes snowboard, swim, hike, bike, or run very short distances; none of which are done in the same day or even in the same week. My dream exercise - which I haven't found yet - would ideally be done in front of a computer, while sitting down, and would not involve any exertion on my part. If you know of anything that could be done this way, message me. No, complex machines advertised on The Home Shopping Channel do not count.
By the way, look at the sidebar if you're interested in what I do for a job or other bullshit that says nothing about who I really am. And if that's so fascinating to you that you would include it in your opening message, feel free to not message me.
Games (Yes, I know this is not listed, I do what I want): TF2, Starcraft II (Let me show you my 1v1 trophy), Portal 1+2, Braid, Half-Life 2, Global Agenda, Binding of Issac, more that are unlisted... I guess I just like games with a 2 on the end. I make a special exception for Dota 2. Don't ask me to play that; I would rather punch myself in the tit thanks. I used to game a lot. I don't much anymore.
Books: Overthrow, Guns Germs and Steel, Nothing to Envy, The Secret World of China's Communist Rulers, Cosmos, Godel Escher Bach, 1984 - Do you get it yet? I am a fucking educated bitch. Seriously though, I read books for knowledge, books-as-entertainment is a dead format.
TV: Top Gear, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The Daily Show/Colbert Report (aka Dirty Liberal Media), Whatever is recommended for me on Netflix because I just sedately consume whatever the corporate agenda feeds me.
Movies: Stardust, Literally Everything Ghibli, Fight Club, The LotR Trilogy (and The Hobbit), Mean Girls, Documentaries, Memento, I'm not really into movies so I couldn't give less of a fuck, that's just what I watched last.
Music: Give me some shitty pop with a good beat and the occasional electronica track and I'll be as happy as a clam.
Food: So everyone with a mouth these days besides anorexic teenage girls considers themselves a foodie, and then when we actually meet in person they tell me that they don't like seafood and don't want to spend more than $15 on a meal. I'm like, for real dawg? This is almost as bad as when fat people use old photos on their profile. When it comes to me though, I can wax poetic when it comes food ranging from Mexicans selling bacon wrapped hotdogs on street corners to octopus salad served by old white dudes at Michelin starred restaurants.
2. Fat Animals or Animals Wrapped In Blankets
3. Griefing followed by:
4. Rage PMs (iØnSandyXII: shut teh fuck u i get mad cuz peopel like you dotn learn nothing making spines all the fuckign tmie ass hole)
5. Kanye West's music, especially "Gold Digger"
6. Corn Shits