28 Arlington, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
The (f)arts. Indie lit presses. Deadpans. Noise.
I’m really good at
Drinking Foudners Breakfast Stout. Being Gandalf. Treading the good joke wire above the bad joke pond.
The first things people usually notice about me
I sound like a radio.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Garfield minus Garfield, Consider the Lobster, You Will Own It Permanently, Miranda July, There Is No Year, Attempts at a Life, Jack Spicer, Gertrude Stein, John Cage, Four Ruler Star

The Thing, Fishtank, Lord of the Flies (black and white), The Apu Trilogy, most Lynch

Breaking Bad, Louie
The six things I could never do without
trees, pixels, sleep, sheep, hawks, apples.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The photo of Jasper Johns and John Cage playing Skee-ball.
On a typical Friday night I am
turning into a magnetic walrus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've introduced Thurston Moore to an audience.

I've toasted to a toaster.
You should message me if
You think plugging an amplifier into a cactus sounds like a pretty good idea.

You have an interesting position about capitalizing proper nouns being used as verbs. Like, "G/googling."