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My self-summary
I'm here to chew bubblegum and stumble through introductions, and I've got a lot of bubblegum to go through so please bear with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Lived my entire life in Montana until very recently moving to LA. My current neighborhood has more people than any town I've lived in.

I'm also taking a break from being a lawyer to focus on being a funny person. I look forward to writing the tragic memoir based on that decision.
I’m really good at
Being friendly and charming in spite of my terrible fear of strangers and small talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm boisterous yet somehow incredibly awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Like, cool shit. Everybody likes that, right?

I love trashy horror movies but will turn green at realistic violence.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast is in my DNA.

Punk Rock and Trailer Parks represents the teenage years I wish I'd had.
The six things I could never do without
Y'know I can't even get to six because I get too uptight thinking about what I would do if I could never have ice cream again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can be a rad social justice lawyer type while also getting occasionally paid to talk to strangers about farts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either watching or performing comedy or lying in bed on the internet feeling guilty about not being out watching or performing comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen the original Star Wars trilogy, but I've seen all the prequels and The Force Awakens, because I am a monster.
You should message me if
You're into goofs, trying any new food you can find, and are into social justice type things but can still handle the occasional trashy exploitation film.