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My self-summary
I'm here to chew bubblegum and stumble through introductions, and I've got a lot of bubblegum to get through so please bear with me.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently came to LA from Montana. I was a lawyer in Montana. I'm trying to figure out how to survive as a comedian here. Both involve a lot of lying to others and to myself.
I’m really good at
Being friendly and charming in spite of my terrible fear of strangers and small talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing I often get is that either in appearance or personality I resemble Seth Rogen.
The second thing people would notice is the way I frown when I'm told I remind them of Seth Rogen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm currently reading The Fountainhead. My favorite book may be anything but The Fountainhead.

I've seen every Nightmare on Elm Street movie multiple times, as well as a four hour documentary about the series. Though that's not the only thing I like, or even my favorite thing, I believe it speaks volumes.

I'm becoming more accepting of modern pop music, but in my heart I'm a gothy post-punk sadboi.

RoboCop is objectively the best movie.

And though I'm trying to not eat noodles anymore, fuck, I really like noodles.
The six things I could never do without
I've yet to test this. And I'm fine with that for now, but maybe I'm due for a lonely trip to the desert to see what I REALLY need in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Butts and whatnot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either watching or performing comedy or lying in bed on the internet feeling guilty about not being out watching or performing comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen the original Star Wars trilogy, but I've seen all the prequels and The Force Awakens, because I am a monster.
You should message me if
You wanna chill hard. Or you wanna get kinda tore up and take an Uber to a thing and then belittle the thing in a loving way.