SexR0b0t
33Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I once ate two pounds of ice cream out of spite, in public, and drew onlookers. A couple offered to write an epic poem about it, but didn't follow through, and I will never forgive them for it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer, but I try to do funny person things, and I used to get material from my work, but now I work for a disability rights organization, and so I spend a lot of time trying to think about a coooooooool way to make fun of people with disabilities.
I’m really good at
Self-loathing while still managing to be lovable.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Wow. Seth Rogen has really let himself go."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to be a snob about lots of things, but I recently started going through what I call a Hamburger Helper Renaissance, which I think describes where I'm at culturally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mortality, carbohydrates, hidden meaning to pop song lyrics.

I'm p. sure Katy Perry's Teenage Dream is about her talking a dude into a suicide pact.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a comedy show, or playing video games while feeling awful about not being out at a comedy show.
You should message me if
You wanna lazily be trashy with company. And/or go to all the comedy shows and movies and nerd shit. Or you wanna help me get my custard technique right because oof I just wanged a batch and am pretty cheezed about it.
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