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My self-summary
I'm here to chew bubblegum and stumble through introductions. And I've got a lot of bubblegum to get through so please bear with me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a do-gooder lawyer and a bad-doer comedian.
I’m really good at
Getting through life by being friendly and understanding as a way of compensating for having developed zero practical skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Wow. Seth Rogen has really let himself go."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm currently reading The Fountainhead. My favorite book may be anything but The Fountainhead. I also like comic books, but not so much the laser-flying-punchy kind as the I'm-crying-in-a-laundromat-because-I-am-so-touched-by-the-emotional-struggles-of-this-strange-deer-boy kind.

I've seen every Nightmare on Elm Street movie multiple times, as well as a four hour documentary about the series. Though that's not the only thing I like, or even my favorite thing, I believe it speaks volumes.

I'm becoming more accepting of modern pop music, but in my heart I'm a gothy post-punk sadboi.

RoboCop is objectively the best movie.

I'll eat almost anything, and like most things. I think I'm not crazy about eggplant. And I'm pretty sure bubble gum ice cream was created as a way of testing who among the populace are sociopaths, masochists, and robots.
Six things I could never do without
I think oxygen is the only thing to date that when I've noticed it missing I've thought, "OK, this is starting to go south." So I'mma say six oxygens. But also there's this really good spicy Korean ramen I like, so let's say five oxygens, and also that ramen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take all the unfiltered awfulness of humanity and use it to make drunk strangers giggle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either watching or performing comedy or lying in bed watching youtube videos and feeling guilty about not being out watching or performing comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've gotten into the unhealthy habit of trolling alt-right websites but I'm not very good at it 'cause I get too friggin' mad.
You should message me if
You're one o' them social justice types who doesn't just belittle people and maybe also if you like jokes and goofs and all that fun stuff.
The two of us