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My self-summary
I'm an aspiring programmer looking to graduate in the next year. I am an avid reader, a gamer, and an occasional movie-watcher. I'm highly (likely overly) logical, which makes me bad at dealing with emotions sometimes but really good at solving problems. I posses an irreverent and dark sense of humor and a quick wit, (with an emphasis on puns). If you want to discuss things, talk about books, and make bad and dirty jokes, I'm your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Computer Science major (that's programming) who's unsure of what part of that field in going into. Possibly application development in entertainment.
I’m really good at
Jokes, talking, discussion. I can write moderately well as long as nobody reads it. I also do computer stuff a lot. I'm okay at singing and I kick ass at video games and discussion. I also tend to make a large quantity of references. Oh, and sources tell me I can sex pretty well too, so theres that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk a lot, about lots of opinions, have a strong sense of humor, and am rather sexually open. This is usually the point where people decide what they think about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This category is just begging for a wall of text...
Books: all things high adventure and well written. From Tolken to Wells to Asimov to the Bard himself, I like books. A lot.

Movies: action/comedy, romantic/comedy, occasionally horror, action, porn, parodies.

Tv: interesting things. It's a hodgepodge.

Foods: good ones.

Music: depends on mood. Ranges from various rock types to techno/trance in general, often enough classical or crooners (Sinatra etc.) and occasionally Disney pop stars when I hate my ears and want to punish them.
Six things I could never do without
My SO, sex, meat, entertainment (book/game/challenge), a sense of humor, and some form of advanced electronic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Name it, I have. Occasionally I think over srs topics like politics and morality. Often enough I figure out ways to do stuff. Occasionally (alright fine all the time) I fantasize sexually.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, playing video games, or smacking my head into a proverbial wall over a problem/puzzle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like sex, I love BDSM and master/slave, I've had a threesome. I often wish I could be a woman for a while (but not forever), I usually am very respectful to women, but that doesn't mean I don't want to fuck them senseless.
You should message me if
You think I'm not absolutely revolting to look at, and don't mind dark or dirty jokes. You want to have someone make you late for stuff because you were talking to intently. Maybe you like wierd people.
The two of us