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My self-summary
I'm from Washington, DC, originally from Florida. I've been told I seem like the unassuming boy next door ... and then I open my mouth and that completely dispells that notion. That underneath a clark kent exterior lies a wild side, buried unless you can handle it :)
What I’m doing with my life
I left the corporate management consulting world after discovering that "Office Space" was not just a satire but also a reality. Then I've ust been bumming around as a writer who has cobbled together a few side businesses. So if you're looking for super rich or even an upper middle class workaholic lawyer / consultant, I am not your guy.
Originally from Florida I am a big sports fan, go Gators! Back in my high school and college days I was on the swim, speech and debate and trivia teams. In college I was a TV talk show host and elected official in Washington, DC.

Other future goals include race car driving, flying a plane, tornado chasing, being a hurricane reporter in the middle of the storm, and traveling to small obscure countries that most people have never heard of.
I’m really good at
- Being a sponge for information.
- Procrastinating or avoiding small things while rising to the occasion for major challenges.
- Finding places from memory without GPS
- Giving and receiving massages.
- Being a smart ass
- Guessing a woman's cup size
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a ginger, and my calves, according to a friend who later became a Playboy playmate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Charlie Wilson's War, Thank you for Smoking, I Love You Man, Wedding Crashers, Limitless, Hitch, American Beauty, Casablanca, Donnie Darko, All That Jazz, The Duel, Ghostbusters I and II and the soundtracks too, political thrillers, physical slap stick comedies, movies with little plot where stuff gets blown up.

Archer, Lucifer (the devil sleeps bangs his therapist instead of paying her), X Files, Burn Notice, 24, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Jeopardy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Lie to Me (based on the work of Paul Ekman),
Steak - medium rare, crab legs, lobster, creative omelets for breakfast, bacon, salty chocolate and whiskey

The Count of Monte Cristo, Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, lots of non-fiction books relating to sexuality and relationships, I am a big fan of Tristan Taormino among others. Self-help books that instruct and inspire including classics like: Think and Grow Rich, The Science of Getting Rich (more than money), Psycho-Cybernetics.

An eclectic mix, here are a few, Gotye, Lots of 80s music from my childhood years back when MTV still played music videos, DePeche Mode, Maroon Five, electronic music especially when running, Royksopp, Moby, Movie scores by John Williams, Phantom of the Opera sound track.
Six things I could never do without
Not necessarily in this order
- Google
- chocolate-covered bacon
- travel
- Football
- intelligent conversation
- sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever writing project I am currently working on and better ways to do things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going on spontaeous adventures, kind of like the Bud LIght "up for anything" commercials :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no sense of smell. No, really I can't even smell a gas leak or oranges or coffee grounds right under my nose.
On FetLife I'm MultipleMike ;)
You should message me if
You should message me if:
- You are at least 80% compatible based on the questions, OR otherwise think we might be compatible.
- You can try to beat me at trivia :) - tell me something interesting, or try to stump me with a question
- You can match wits with someone who has a challenging, irreverent sense of humor
- You are clever, fun, witty, and shamelessly sex positive.
- You like to talk to the person you have sex with. It makes me feel silly to say it feel kind of used when after sex I just get pushed out. While I'm not looking for an exclusive relationship or commitment, I do generally to get to know someone and repeat the experience when we have good chemistry :)
The two of us