29Vienna, Austria
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My self-summary
To all amazing ladies from the Bay Area. Currently biking across Europe over the summer so stop barraging me with messages dammit! That is unless you're in Europe too, then things could get interesting.

Looking for my "trap queen" aka an awesome lady that has a love of nature and is a goof, preferably big booty (being honest).

I'm super healthy, and pretty cool.

Upon occasion, I actually leave my ecology job to embark upon quests....Quests of love, life, biking and getting Pho late at night.

Know how to cook food, change tires, make people laugh, don't play Pokemon, advanced man skills. Hell, I'll even buy you a smoothie, what a deal.
What I’m doing with my life
Regenerative business champ for environmental restoration, aka marketing consultant. Building passive income streams to travel and volunteer more.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh, bike adventurers, cooking meat, dance moves, having a conscious.
The first things people usually notice about me
A resemblance to NPH, very nice teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones for all of the above. Other books include Permaculture handbooks, 4-Hour Work Week, Language Intelligence, Nutrition and Physical Degeneration by Western a Price

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Django Unchained.

I Glitch Mob, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, project pat, heaps of Soundtracks.

I have bone-broths cooking 24/7. P-p-p-p-PALEO DIET :O
Six things I could never do without
Sensuous evenings which may or may not include pumpkin bread.

The smell of soil and trees


Sunshine and Adventures

Good times with friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Balancing a career which restores nature with actually having a social life.
On a typical Friday night I am
camping, hanging at a pub with friends, or being lame and working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear an orangutan wolf-shirt regularly
You should message me if
You want to burn your old life to the ground and scream "BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEE-WORKKKK"while we dive into a dolphin filled ocean. Or just get a smoothie downtown.
The two of us