ShaBangBang
33 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
First, my screenname is an inside joke.....not just here to bangbang!

I live my life by a simple motto an Ex-friend gave me- DON'T DIE.....DON'T GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!

The rest is up for discussion.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding my inner buddahood, riding my motorcycle, on an endless journey for laughter and good company, enjoying making strippers laugh at the strip club, literally, they are trying to be all sexy and I whisper into their ear something ridiculous like- Whats your favorite kind of cotton candy, pink or blue?
I’m really good at
Making you laugh to hard!
talking to everyone
destroying your over grown ego, when provoked because EGO is not your AMIGO
making it a party
36 random skills-
#7-Guessing your ethnicity
#19-a 90% win rate on all Price is Right games
#11-guessing your middle name, Marie?
#27-quoting Woody Allen movies
The first things people usually notice about me
My ridiculously long....... eyelashes!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: well just due the top ten 1.City of God 2. True Romance...(just trying to find my Alabama...)3. Vanilla Sky 4. Tommy Boy 5. The Whoopee Boys(if you know this movie, I will date you no questions asked) 6.Rounders 7. The Long Goodbye 8. Pulp Fiction 9. Y Tu Mama Tambien 10. Coming to America.

T.V.-House, HBO nuff said

Music- MF Doom, Uffie, Bob Marley, The Who, Mos Def, Atmosphere, Miles Davis, Curtis Mayfield, Dilla, Black Sheep, Well, Cleen, Girl Talk, R.A. the Rugged Man,Kid Cudi, Lead Belly, Jeff Buckley, Wu Tang Clan, Eric Clapton,Billie Holliday,Cool Clam Pete,Radiohead, I AM MUSIC this list never ends.

Books-Age and Guile beat youth,innocence, and a bad haircut-P.J. O'Rourke, Kaffir Boy, I'm done with all my philosophy books Kafka,Nietzsche,etc
The six things I could never do without
Avocados, Adventure, the written word, laughter, Music, Ketchup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we are so cruel to each other, Why we don't see how connected we all are.

How we would rather elevate our bank account, than our consciousness?

How every, EVERY decision matters

girls with tattoo's

How weird plastic surgery is......
On a typical Friday night I am
At the Short Stop.....doing a set, movie, or driving around with no where to go!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like that song by Kelly Clarkson "Since you been gone", I don't know why!

And I'm David Ames, right after the jump.......
You should message me if
Your someone willing to be ridiculous with me.....cuz this life truly is..........
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