I'm kind of a weird guy.
Edit: I finally have a filmic acid test for girls I might spend time with! If you saw Don Jon and didn't like it you can probably just move along.
2nd edit: KasherLover (The girl in my 2nd pic) is my boo, but we still see other people.
I moved out to Colorado to work in the cannabis industry. That's going pretty well. I'm a small business owner with big plans of expansion. Someday I hope to open my own Amsterdam style coffee shop.
I used to dance professionally but it's true what they say about not making your hobby your living, at least in my case, and so now when I do it it's just for me.
I got my yoga teacher certification but now basically the same deal as dancing. Making money off handstands just doesn't do it for me.
I spend a lot of time on the Internet and watching cartoons while eating cereal out of an unwashed bowl too, I'm just trying to make myself seem good on paper here.
Drake and I both like our women bbw (I love ssbbw too Drake too much of a wuss), so super thick ladies please move to the front of the line.