37Denver, United States
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My self-summary
One feels drawn to say something noble, like I will beg off of this part and not make a commercial for myself. But, that wouldn't very well entertain many women, which is what I'm supposed to be doing here!

I am an artist and a writer from the suburbs of a hillbilly metropolis. I'm emotionally liberated, which means I'd love to shag you -- as long as we experience it with innocent minds & generous souls. Or, if you're a sex-negative person, we can still play online Go! or something.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently employed as a traveling sportswriter. No fooling.

My long term goals include expanding an anti-American Idol festival that I manage, publishing a few philosophical tomes and planting an orchard. I'm in a lifelong relationship w/ a wonderful woman named Dana, and she is one of a select few individuals working on a manifesto & a new moral creed of liberated emotions & sexuality. We also enjoy going to McDonalds.
I’m really good at
Producing bands. It's kind of a strange secret. I produced two relative beginners in the Led Zeppelin room at Ardent Studios and we got 2 minutes and thirty seconds of fairly rocking bliss. But I don't get to produce too often.

I collaborate with various electronica artists & writers & they seem to think I can invent sounds as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a slightly diagonal version of normal. Scary.

You can talk to me about pretty much anything, and some people find me really quiet and a good listener while other people find me talkative and childish. (I thank both)

I am become unfashionable, but some kind friends have helped me along the way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books...Volumes by William Blake & WC Williams & e.e. cummings...Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Joyce...for nonfiction purposes it's anything by Rupert Sheldrake or Chris Carter.

Films...oh gosh. Ten in stream of consciousness...Annie Hall, Satyricon (Fellini not the porno one), Eyes Wide Shut, The Horseman on the Roof, Boogie Nights, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Cube, Tron, Donnie Darko, and Duck Soup.

Shows...The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Firefly and some other canceled stuff. Among living shows...Curb Your Enthusiasm, Metalocalypse and The Office.

Music...she make me, man.

I come from a family of food nerds, so I have come to consider the romantic and meaning-of-life-level pursuit of cuisine to be rather an odd waste of the day. On the other hand, I'm often baked, so what does that tell you?
Six things I could never do without
e.e. cummings
Obscure ice hockey tournaments
Kind, understanding women
My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Human relationships...far-out but commonsensical science...spirituality (earthly and otherwise). These all tend to smack into each other and are really the same things.

Sex and music. Wait, more synonyms...
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same sorts of things I am on a typical weekday night. I'm a musician, haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still daydream about my cat, who left this earthly realm 3 years ago.
You should message me if're not scared of a little youth revolution, and yet you
still brush your teeth & use fabric softener.

This is a moot point because guys always tend to start the
conversation on OKcupid. But if someone wants to buck the trend,
I'm obviously going to be quite pleased with a rebellious attitude,
no matter who she is. So, go for it. I'm very kind & attracted
to most women in one way or another, so don't worry about getting the old brush-off. Or the new brush-off.

The two of us