43 Atlanta, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kind of clueless about what to write here. I work at a government job where I'm the "weird" IT guy. I love to take photos, cook good food, drink good booze, watch good movies and hang out with my friends. I used to be a voracious reader, but two years ago I quit smoking and I seem to have trouble opening a book when I don't take a smoke break to do it.

I was born in the north, but I've lived in the south for 30 years now. I like Atlanta. OTP is a nice place to visit, but I don't want to live there.

I have been known to wear a skin tight gold lame bodysuit because it is funny. I am shy in person, but shameless too.

I'm an internet-ordained minister and I've performed eleven weddings with two more coming up. One is in Vegas and I will be dressed as Elvis.

I am funny, demented, and slack
What I’m doing with my life
I help run Alchemy. I take a lot of pictures. I don't sleep enough.
I’m really good at
Not sleeping. Telling funny stories. Cooking. Photography. Getting from point A to point B the fastest way possible. Building stuff that breathes fire.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm big and bald. I tell insane drunken stories. I have a funny voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lots and lots of all of them. I have several bookcases full of books. Mostly SF. I have seen more movies than I can count. I have hundreds of gigs of music. I am way too in love with food, so I'm a fat bastard.
The six things I could never do without
The internet. My Camera. Good food. Tasty drinks. My cat. My friends. My other cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What will keep me entertained this weekend. What I want to take pictures of next. What to add to my Netflix queue. Where to go on vacation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find fun with my friends. Drinking at the Highlander.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm shy. I'll see a hundred interesting women on here but probably never work up the nerve to message one.
You should message me if
You are willing to make the first move.