ShaneIsAPain
27 Las Vegas, United States
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My self-summary
"A truly amazing man."
-The NY Times

"Funniest person I know!"
-Louis CK

"One of this generation's most brilliant minds."
-Mensa International

"This guy could kick my ass easily."
-Chuck Norris

"By far my favorite grandkid."
-Some random lady I don't know

"I really ****ed up letting him go."
-You when we break up.

"The most interesting man in the world..."
-Your mom
What I’m doing with my life
Lately I've been working on improving who I am as a person. As a child I had pretty severe social anxiety. As an adult I overcame my problems and became a social butterfly, but lately I've been trying to be more selective about who I let into my life. I'm not on OK Cupid because I need the internet to meet a girl or to get laid, I'm here in hopes of finding good people who are worth having in my life.
For the sake of compatibility and understanding who I am as person, I am polyamorous and very open sexually. That doesn't mean I'm desperate, and the odds of me wanting to have sex with you or date you is pretty low, because I'm very picky. But I also don't consider sex to be immoral, I don't think people who have a lot of sex should be considered slutty, and I have no issues with having casual sex if both people (Or all 3 or 4 of them) are honest about what they expect from each other.
I’m really good at
Understanding people. I truly missed my calling as a therapist. Or more literally I have played classical piano since I was 5. I enjoy a good bowl of hookah and am a pro at it (No literally I used to own a hookah lounge). I'm also a pretty high functioning stoner and prefer it to alcohol though I do enjoy drinking occasionally. I'm also going to throw modesty aside for a minute and say that I'm significantly above average in terms of intelligence though being a stoner does affect your short term memory sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wasn't sure whether to answer this literally or metaphorically so I'll do both. Literally I'm tall and I always wear dress clothes when I'm out. I care about my appearance and like to be a little classy, unless we're at home in which case you can expect me in a robe.
The next is that I'm very well spoken. Enough about me though, let's talk about you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh, more questions? Alright, I mainly read non-fiction books on psychology, philosophy, theology (For educational reasons, I'm not religious), and I especially like books that are unique in some way or about a subject most people are unfamiliar with. Especially mind hacks and that sort of thing.
I have a wide range of taste in movies but especially love artistic movies, intellectual thrillers, well-written comedies, or good-vibe movies that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
For music I love Frank Sinatra, Amy Winehouse, Yoko Kanno, and a lot of jazz/swing music too. I come from a long line of musicians and appreciate musical talent over most pop culture, though it depends on my mood.
For TV shows I'd say Rick and Morty, Once Upon A Time, South Park, Mr. Robot, Broad City, and Shameless are a few favorites.
Food I love chicken curry. I've eaten curry in 8 countries around the world and it's my favorite food of all time. I'm hungry now just thinking about it. If anyone is reading this and would like to bring me curry feel free.
The six things I could never do without
Why 6? Why not 3 or 4? Alright I'll try.

1. My best friend
2. Weed
3. Hookah
4. Food?
5. Water??
6. I know this isn't in order. Food is probably more important than weed, and I can't think of a 6th one. Oh my laptop that I'm typing on right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do. I think society is fascinating in how different people are in some ways while also being so alike in others. I find that you often have more in common with people than you think. Sometimes a tiny difference in opinion can cause a butterfly effect which vastly affects your ability to get along with them. Putting yourself in someone else's shoes is a great way to gain a new perspective and relate to someone you otherwise may be annoyed by.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either sitting at home watching TV and playing Civilization 6, sitting at home surrounded by awesome friends, or at a casino playing poker most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a shy person at all so I don't consider much private. If you get to know me you'll naturally learn who I am as person, I don't have anything that I'm embarrassed of.
You should message me if
You have read my profile and think we have enough in common that we would have a connection.
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