-The NY Times
"Funniest person I know!"
"One of this generation's most brilliant minds."
"This guy could kick my ass easily."
"By far my favorite grandkid."
-Some random lady I don't know
"I really ****ed up letting him go."
-You when we break up.
"The most interesting man in the world..."
Everything else I could probably live without if they put my brain in a cryogenic lab and preserve it for future generations like in Futurama. Though having a penis is nice, I'd probably miss sex if that was cut off in some freak accident.