That's the first thing that came to my mind and it's entirely fictional.
I know i spelled my name wrong, but im not gonna pay to change it...
Things i think I'm really good at include:
I like to make things.
I like costume parties. Recently I made a giant volcano out of paper mache and put it into a shopping cart to push around town erupting confetti and diet coke mentos explosions everywhere for the Urban Iditarod.
Before that a friend and I made a bunch of confetti cannons for a big new years eve dance party. It was like everyone was in a Kesha video (but older).
Anything about science i'll read. Right now I'm reading "Imagine: How Creativity Works" by Jonah Lehrer (its great!).
I LIKE food. Lots of food. good food. Mostly kale and burritos.
Music... I like anything from hipster indie rock to electronica to top 40's to folk and old timey stuff. I hate jazz, because its too smart for me. And i hate blues because its too predictable. And by hate I mean i am entirely tolerant of it, but i would never choose to put it on myself.
I'm way into podcasts: Radiolab, This American Life, Risk.
Jars that you can fit your whole hand into. (I don't know why they even make glasses you cant! How do you clean them?)
time to appreciate the awesome things that are constantly going on all the time.
I really like my bike, but i could do without it, but... it counts.
Mountains, Jupiter, the Ocean, satellites, orbits, escaping, jokes, sandwiches, burritos, how burritos are better then sandwiches but sandwiches still fill a very important role. ...
What one shark would say to another shark if they were drinking pals.
Where my next meal is coming from and in what form it will take.
Actually everyone knows that about me.
Or if you have the antidote.
Or if you want to help me find them.
Or if you are the clue... that would just fucking blow my mind!
... Or if you just want to help make sandwiches for the adventure and break a champagne bottle on my bicycle.