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My self-summary
I am a fresh London, ON resident as of November 2016.

I am American (sorry) so I am suspicious and likely packing a gun. Any initial meetings will be in public, probably a bar.

I'm one of those sex-positive feminists. Doesn't mean I want to get sex positive with everyone, just that I should be able to choose freely.

Have been told I have nympho goofball energy (by someone who likes fucking me). I am intense and sexually aggressive (as said by someone else who likes fucking me), which means scratching and biting, among some other fun things.

I'm simple but people think I'm deep. I love to cook. Animals are cute. I think picky eaters are boring people.

Also boring are those who are ashamed of "Internet dating." Not wanting people to know you're interested in having sex with other consenting adults is absurd.

I'm blunt, but I endeavor to be not evil.

I do not care about sports. At all. No fantasy sports, no "real" sports. No sports. I don't care about baseball, football, hockey, curling, basketball, softball, soccer, jai alai, biathlon. None of them. I'm glad you're a fan and you find enjoyment watching your teams do their things, but it's a huge topic about which I'm content to be ignorant.
What I’m doing with my life
How else do you meet new people in a new place?

Looking for people interested in good conversation about tv, movies, a bit of politics, some food, and anything else that mutually interests us. Conversation will probably be fueled by alcohol and/or weed, and could then culminate in good sex.*

*This is in no way intended as a promise or obligation to have sex, and reading this does not imply a relationship where parties are not free to determine whether they want to engage in sexual or other relations with one another.
I’m really good at
I can definitively say I am a good cook, a decent writer, a social butterfly (with some liquid courage), and an enthusiastic comer.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice that I'm loud and that I talk about sex all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Infinite Jest, Magnolia, Three Kings, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Hotel Costes, Massive Attack, Pink Martini, Patti Smith, Black Sabbath, and other good stuff.

The host of "Raw. Vegan. Not Gross." (on Tastemade) is especially alluring because I like a bit dorky and punny, and she has gorgeous hair.

6/17: "I Love Dick" on Amazon Prime is fabulous for so many reasons.

I listen to a shit ton of podcasts on subjects from comedy, sick and disgusting news, food, to movies, and a few things in between. Really, my primary form of entertainment is podcasts. Mostly very un-PC humor, which means I'm evil-ish (but not fully evil).

I love food. I cook it, I eat it, I shop for it, I write about it. That's something I can talk about.
Six things I could never do without
Vision correction, lip moisturizer, sunscreen, weed, brain stimulation, absorbent pads.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. No, not with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably staying in w/my partner or volunteering for the ACLU regarding abortion rights. But I'm willing to explore this place that's new to me. Show me what London has to offer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a night guard.
You should message me if
Hey, buddy (gender neutral). It would be interesting to get to know you. I'm new to this place so it'd be nice if you could make London a place I want to be.

You understand I don't have a car and won't be getting one.

You can write something substantive using those persnickety rules of grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.

If you don't want a girlfriend, potential wife, or someone to talk to about your girlfriend or wife. However, talking about how wonderful your partner with whom you're in an open relationship is always welcome. Cheaters need not apply.

If you're a chick or a chick and a dude. If you're a chick who can roll a joint you go directly to the top of my list.

If you're not a complete flake (things come up, of course). If, after seeing in person that I'm "not your type," you have the decency to buy a drink and have a conversation.

But really, I'd like to hang out for some fun, stimulating talk.
The two of us