ShazamSF
43 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Not long for Chicago ….

I'm one of those sex-positive feminists. Doesn't mean I want to get sex positive with everyone, just that I should be able to choose freely.

Have been told I have nympho goofball energy (by someone who likes fucking me). I am intense and sexually aggressive (as said by someone else who likes fucking me), which means scratching and biting, among some other fun things.

I'm simple but people think I'm deep. I love to cook. I loved my dogs (RIP) and I continue to love my cat. I think picky eaters are boring people.

I'm blunt, but I endeavor to be not evil.

I do not care about sports. At all. No fantasy sports, no "real" sports. No sports. I don't care about baseball, football, hockey, curling, basketball, softball, soccer, jai alai, biathlon. None of them. But I have heard of the sportsball and I think I'm cognizant of Chicago teams. I'm glad you're a fan and you find enjoyment watching your teams do their things, but it's a huge topic about which I'm content to be ignorant.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm looking for regulars who are willing to meet up one night a week or so for good conversation about tv, movies, a bit of politics, some food, and anything else that mutually interests us. Conversation could be fueled by alcohol and/or weed, and then culminate in good sex.
I’m really good at
I can definitively say I am a good cook, a decent writer, a social butterfly (with some liquid courage), and an enthusiastic comer.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice that I'm loud and that I talk about sex all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Infinite Jest, Magnolia, Three Kings, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Hotel Costes, Massive Attack, Pink Martini, Patti Smith, Black Sabbath, and other good stuff.

I read a lot of books, mostly contemporary (ish) fiction. I would post my library check out history but that's protected by the First Amendment, something I think is pretty important.

The host of "Raw. Vegan. Not Gross." (on Tastemade) is especially alluring because I like a bit dorky and punny, and she has gorgeous hair.

4/16: "Grantchester;" "Broad City" (duh, I do Ilana dances); "Kimmy Schmidt;" just got Amazon Prime, so all those shows.

1/16: "Fargo," "Mozart in the Jungle," "This Old House," "The Americans," embarrassingly, the "Chicago" shows but I swear I'm watching for eye candy and recognized locales. "A Chef's Life," "BBQ with Franklin," "Call the Midwife," "The Bletchley Circle."

I listen to a shit ton of podcasts on subjects from comedy, sick and disgusting news, food, to movies, and a few things in between. Really, my primary form of entertainment is podcasts. Mostly very un-PC humor, which means I'm evil-ish (but not fully evil).

I love food. I cook it, I eat it, I shop for it, I write about it. That's something I can talk about.
The six things I could never do without
Vision correction, lip moisturizer, lotion, vodka, brain stimulation, lube.

Lately, I'd happily trade the vodka for weed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. No, not with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Volunteering for the ACLU regarding abortion rights. Probably staying in w/my partner. Or having a threesome. Definitely the first (it's scheduled), and quite amenable to the other two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a night guard.
You should message me if
Hey, buddy (gender neutral). It would be interesting to get to know you. I dig Chicago a whole lot, and dig showing people how cool (not cold) it is, even in the winter. It's fun to show folks around using/knowing local museum and architecture knowledge (so I can pretend I'm kinda smart).

You can understand that I don't have a car, don't want a car, and am in no way willing to go to the 'burbs; a two hour train trip is not foreplay.

You can write something substantive using those persnickety rules of grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.

If you don't want a girlfriend, potential wife, or someone to talk to about your girlfriend or wife. However, talking about how wonderful your partner with whom you're in an open relationship is always welcome. Cheaters need not apply.

If you're a chick or a chick and a dude. If you're a chick who can roll a joint you go directly to the top of my list.

If you're not a complete flake (things come up, of course). If, after seeing in person that I'm "not your type," you have the decency to buy a girl a drink and have a conversation.

JUST IN CASE YOU CAN ONLY READ THE TEXT VERSION OF YELLING: I HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANYONE IN THE BURBS. IT'S A SCHEDULING AND LOGISTICAL PAIN IN THE NECK THAT CAN BE EASILY AVOIDED IF EVERYONE LIVES IN THE SAME CITY.

But really, I'd like to hang out for some fun, stimulating talk.
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